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by **foxbatkllr** » February 4th 2004 9:06 pm

Excuse me for asking a YJCC-esque question, but I figured you guys know a bit more about pussy than the 12 year olds on the JC.

Okay, so I met this great girl in one of my classes. We have seen each other in some capacity every single day for the past week. She has already slept over at my apartment twice during that time. Here's the problem:

Next weekend a guy friend from Kentucky is coming to visit her and stay with her. When I went over to her dorm for the first time, there was some writing on a little whiteboard by one of her roommates that said "Ryan (guy from Kentucky) and Randi sittin in a tree..." etc...

Now she and I are not technically a couple and it's still early, so I'm afraid to be too nosy and ask about him. I don't think I should act all jealous and suspicious. I really don't want her to get scared off, thinking that I think I own her or something. Right now I'm leaning towards completely ignoring it, and not even asking about the guy or why he's coming...

What do you think?

by SI » February 4th 2004 9:20 pm

I would ask in a casual manner. I doubt she'd crack the shits over it. If she asks why you're curious just say boning her is No.1 on your list of priorities.

Seriously, there is nothing wrong with asking her. It may sew the seeds for her knowing you really are interested in her.

Always remember that females love the idea that gus are interested in them.

by **Her Highnessness** » February 4th 2004 9:50 pm

Ask her. Otherwise it's just gonna get messy.

by **Ziggy** » February 4th 2004 9:53 pm

Here's a news flash.

Tell her how you feel!

Ta da....

She'll either be flattered, reject you, or like the flattery and ask to keep things status quo.

If she goes for option 3 you still have a shot at a later date.

Life's too short for pussyfooting around, and most women like a strong man who tells them how they feel.

No games. No bullshit.

That's my advice.

Good luck man.

by SI » February 4th 2004 10:20 pm

There's a definite concensus forming here: heed our words! :heavymetal:

Look to my avatar for a bit of dutch courage before approaching her.

by **foxbatkllr** » February 4th 2004 10:49 pm

I already asked her...Anyways I was never planning to hang out when Kentucky boy was around...

She said she's excited for him to visit...
When I asked her if there was anything between them she said..."nothing serious, he lives across the country"
She said she didn't want to say anything cuz its kinda weird but she also wants to be honest.

That was about it...she had to go and we'll talk about it more later.

by **Assy** » February 4th 2004 10:52 pm

I thought you had a girlfriend for a while, Donny, what happened?

But yeah, go for it. No use hesitating.

by **foxbatkllr** » February 4th 2004 10:55 pm

She dumped me when I visited her in England. :x

Anyways, my plan right now is to bone Randi the night before Kentucky boy arrives...I figure that will make sure she thinks about me while Kentucky boy is here and at the same time make her feel slutty if she sleeps with Kentucky boy.

by SI » February 4th 2004 11:00 pm

Assy wrote:I thought you had a girlfriend for a while, Donny, what happened?

What always happens when the girl sees Boba Fett's helmet tattooed to the end of his knob.

foxbatkllr wrote:She said she didn't want to say anything cuz its kinda weird but she also wants to be honest.

Can you explain this line to me...? What didn't she want to say? More about Kentucky Boy?

by **foxbatkllr** » February 4th 2004 11:01 pm

Well it certainly doesn't bode well for the short term. However, if I have to let her bone this guy to infinity for a weekend but I get her after that and she never sees him again, I'll take that trade.

by **foxbatkllr** » February 4th 2004 11:04 pm

SI wrote:
foxbatkllr wrote:She said she didn't want to say anything cuz its kinda weird but she also wants to be honest.

Can you explain this line to me...? What didn't she want to say? More about Kentucky Boy?

She didn't want to tell me about Kentucky Boy because of the weird situation of him coming here...but I think she also was conflicted because she wanted to be honest about things.

by **droideka27** » February 4th 2004 11:12 pm

when is the last time she saw the guy?

Also, be really careful not to accuse her of things. If he's just going to be here for a bit, I would just kindof leave her alone for that week and wait for him to leave. I seriously doubt even if she really likes the guy that she'll suddenly develop a long distance relationship with him and want to stop doing you.

Just let her have her fun or whatever and then capture her back

by **foxbatkllr** » February 4th 2004 11:14 pm

droideka27 wrote:when is the last time she saw the guy?

Also, be really careful not to accuse her of things. If he's just going to be here for a bit, I would just kindof leave her alone for that week and wait for him to leave. I seriously doubt even if she really likes the guy that she'll suddenly develop a long distance relationship with him and want to stop doing you.

Just let her have her fun or whatever and then capture her back

Don't know when she last saw him, but couldn't have been very recent...but otherwise you pretty much nailed down my plan...

by SI » February 4th 2004 11:23 pm

foxbatkllr wrote:Anyways, my plan right now is to bone Randi the night before Kentucky boy arrives...I figure that will make sure she thinks about me while Kentucky boy is here and at the same time make her feel slutty if she sleeps with Kentucky boy.

Fucken genius plan! :heavymetal:

by **foxbatkllr** » February 5th 2004 12:52 am

Thanks...I just gotta make sure I don't shoot myself in the foot inbetween now and then...as long as I don't fuck things up before kentucky boy gets here I think I'll be okay...

by **Insert Username** » February 5th 2004 9:58 am

Fucking Kentucky Boy....why can't he just take the hint and find a nice girl in Kentucky and fucking stay there?

Is there a way you can stop him showing up at all?
Like make sure he gets the wrong address or make sure she's away from her home all day or phone in a bomb threat to his airline or something?

//waves to FBI agents updating international threat files......

by **foxbatkllr** » February 5th 2004 4:16 pm

Sunrider wrote:nice idea DA, though to be honest ummm when she feels weird, does that mean she has some sort of relationship going on with him, or shes says its not serious how do you know its not an old friend coming home for the weekend from college? those would be my thoughts on the subject

Well, if it was just an old friend she wouldn't have said "it's nothing serious..." but instead would've mentioned he's just a friend, nothing more.

I have to face the fact that she probably will fuck this guy while he's here or at least make out with him. I suppose I can look past that because we don't have anything serious and she has had these plans for a long time. If we had been dating for like a month or more, I would expect her to tell him to go fuck himself and cancel his plane ticket, but at this point I'm in no position to expect that kind of thing.

Last night I brought her a dozen roses and took her out to dinner.

Normally I wouldn't get all concerned about this kind of thing, but this girl is special. I have no problem getting pussy, but this girl is exceptional. She's the hottest girl I've ever boned AND she's not a selfish conceited bitch AND we have tons in common.

by **Jotun** » February 5th 2004 5:00 pm

Sounds like you have everything under control at this point....

Looks like I was useless once again!

by **Ternian** » February 5th 2004 6:09 pm

Sounds like a lot of 'ifs,' 'maybes,' and 'could bes.'

Being of the Jedi religion, I suggest this wise phrase:

"Ask and you shall receive."

:chewbacca:

by **l-0-l** » February 5th 2004 10:58 pm

maybe you could video them fuckin' like rabbits, that way you get to test your jelous factor and have something nice for your friends!!! :heavymetal:

by **derek** » February 5th 2004 11:07 pm

but did you get head

by SI » February 5th 2004 11:18 pm

derek wrote:but did you get head

dude, don't derail the thread - we're talking about fucking a hottie.

by **Insert Username** » February 6th 2004 1:19 am

kale xander wrote:you're a bigger man than i, my friend.
i just know if i was you, i'd end up getting shitfaced drunk and going round and kicking up all sorts of shit.

As much as I'd like to think otherwise, I don't doubt that'd be me too were I the same position.

I know plans were made long ago but things have changed.
IMO if she likes you as much as you like her, she'd dump Kentucky Boy before he even left home.

by **foxbatkllr** » February 6th 2004 1:29 am

But she's not *with* Kentucky boy and we've only been seeing each other for a week.

by **foxbatkllr** » February 6th 2004 1:42 am

hemingway wrote:If she likes you then everything will be cooland if she don't? Well, there's always another trout in the stream.

Yeah, there are several other trout I can catch right now. The only thing is that none of them are anywhere near as beautiful or as smart as this girl. She's at the top of my ladder...

by SI » February 6th 2004 2:01 am

dude you really got protect your own interests. :x

If you've already had your end in and she goes and fucks Kentucky boy anyway then man she's fucked up, considering Kentucky boy will be pissing off sooner or later. Then what happens?

You've gotta tell her to stay away from the stiff one eye in no uncertain terms.

by **bacta** » February 6th 2004 2:07 am

does Kentucky boy want to bone her?

and also what the fuck is she doing knowing people from Kentucky, nothing good comes out of that place.

by **KitFisto** » February 6th 2004 2:26 am

PUNCH HER IN THE CROUCH 1!11!!!!!

by **foxbatkllr** » February 6th 2004 2:47 am

I don't think telling her to not bone him would be protecting my interests...if anything it would hurt my interests by pissing her off and assuring me I don't get anymore...

by **KitFisto** » February 6th 2004 3:09 am

foxbatkllr wrote:I don't think telling her to not bone him would be protecting my interests...if anything it would hurt my interests by pissing her off and assuring me I don't get anymore...

Seems like a plan.

by **foxbatkllr** » February 6th 2004 1:31 pm

Just to give you guys an idea of how cool she is...this girl agreed to wear the Slave Leia bikini outfit for me :heavymetal:

by **foxbatkllr** » February 6th 2004 10:33 pm

A little update:

Tonight she is going to some dance (without a date mind you) and she probably won't be back till midnight. So she asks me out of the blue if she can come over if its not too late when she gets back. I say sure and even if its 2am and she wants to come over, to give me a call and I'll pick her up. She says she might just do that and asks if I have to get up early tomorrow...

by **foxbatkllr** » February 7th 2004 1:21 am

Well I sure as hell hope she doesn't come over just to cuddle...don't get me wrong I have no problem cuddling as long as I'm gettin some...but I don't wanna be the cuddle bitch and end up on the friends ladder.

by **foxbatkllr** » February 7th 2004 2:47 am

LOL...it's a sorority thing.

by **SithDewd** » February 7th 2004 2:50 am

Well if we don't hear from you tomorrow we will assume that things went well.

by **Hade** » February 7th 2004 6:47 am

Well, I think you're screwed because the two of you aren't exclusive (boyfriend/girlfriend).

If you push the issue, she may panic and think you're trying to plant your flag.

This is the new age.

We guys have to accept that the women of today may have a horse or two...or three in the stable.

A lot of them want to be like us. Hell, they marched for it. :lol:

It's no different than when us guys would have the two or three girls around.

1. The one we liked and were willing to go slow with.

2. The one that was a sure thing after dinner and/or a movie.

3. And of course, the anytime, all the time booty call.

by **foxbatkllr** » February 7th 2004 6:14 pm

Yeah...well things went well last night anyways...and this morning. I boned her and then this morning i titty fucked her and came on her titties. I don't think I have a lot to worry about with this girl as far as the long term goes. I'm pretty confident she'll be over Kentucky boy pretty soon...

by **Assy** » February 7th 2004 6:22 pm

Thanks for the vivid details.

by **foxbatkllr** » February 7th 2004 6:34 pm

You're welcome :monocle:

by SI » February 7th 2004 9:26 pm

by **foxbatkllr** » February 7th 2004 9:31 pm

How about I mail you the jizz soaked tissues we used to clean it up?

by SI » February 7th 2004 9:55 pm

doesn't quite prove anything, but yeah what the hell send 'em over...

:chewbacca:

by **foxbatkllr** » February 7th 2004 10:12 pm

Yeah I guess you're right, it doesn't prove anything...so I guess you'll just have to take my word for it until I convince her to videotape it...

by SI » February 7th 2004 10:50 pm

yeah cool we'll get DP to host it.... :heavymetal:

I'm such a :meatwad:

by **foxbatkllr** » February 7th 2004 11:04 pm

Anyways, DP or someone please delete this thread. It's served its purpose and I feel it could come back to haunt me.

by SI » February 8th 2004 12:09 am

by **royalguard96** » February 9th 2004 4:28 am

Come back to haunt you?

She should be flattered you solicited advice from this group :weed:

by **foxbatkllr** » February 9th 2004 12:30 pm

I meant in the Karma sense...not that I really believe in that but still...and the last thing I wanna read after things go badly with her is this thread.

by **Captain Morgan** » February 9th 2004 3:14 pm

Just want to give my 2 cents.

All you have to do is smile. If the guy from Kentucky smiles...... Well, you know. Kentucky, West Virginia, Arkansas. Same thing.

32 hillbillies in an elevator is still a full set of teeth.

by **foxbatkllr** » February 9th 2004 8:19 pm

LOL

Today I bought her a giant teddy bear.

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