"Yeah, WTF, "new Oasis album"? What are you, 16 years old or something?
Seriously dude, in about 5 years you're going to hate everything you ever listened to. You might as well start now."

I'm 15½.
Anyways, yes, Oasis is such a subpar band as of '05, but I started listening 10 years ago and I haven't stopped, there's always a good Oasis song I won't get tired of....or a recycled Beatles tune.
And as for Weezer, I doubt I'll ever grow out of them--same fer Oasis, sadly--and I am so highly anticipating their latest, but I'm not expecting a Pinkerton, but possibly a Blue. Their new single, "Beverly Hills" is supposed to hit radios 22nd of March and it's been heard around town and they say it's got an "El Scorcho" type vibe.
And Star Wars III.