"Click it or Ticket" needs to be spoofed - audio link inside

[Zlaster]

Dunno how many of you have heard this promotion to get people to click their seat belts. The aggressive-sounding guitar riffs and in-your-face voiceover just SCREAMS to be spoofed.

I think it would be hilarious if this was spoofed as imperial stormtroopers telling the galaxy that there was a new Empire in town and the people better get in line - or else!

Here is the text version:

Alright. Everybody knows that safety belts save lives. Blah, blah, blah! We've been hearing that for years. I'm just letting you know that your safety belt can save you a WHOLE lot of hassle, too! Because from coast to coast, cops are cracking down. They've got this enforcement effort: Click it or Ticket. Pretty simple. You buckle up, or you get a ticket. Consider this a friendly warning. Because guess what? Cops won't be giving warnings...

This message brought to you by the US Department of Transportation.

http://www.nls.net/mp/bpalicia/star_wars/Click_it_or_Ticket.mp3

Spoof it something like this:

Alright. Everybody knows that obedience saves lives. Blah, blah, blah. We've been hearing that for years. I'm just letting you know that obedience can save you a WHOLE lot of hassle too! Because from the outer rim to Coruscant, Stormtroopers are cracking down. They've got thie enforcement effort. Obey or Pay. With your life! Pretty simple. You obey [ blaster fire ] [ wilhelm scream ] or you pay! Consider this a friendly warning. because guess what? Imperial Stormtroopers won't be giving warnings....

This message brought to you by the First Galactic Empire.

I'm not good enough to audio mixing to produce anything like this tho. So I thought I'd post it here and see if anyone wants to give it a shot.

[ETandElliott]

No.

[BrotherTheFirst]

Zlaster. you seem like a nice guy. think maybe if you posted this over at JC Forum/Fan Activites/Fan Films you might get a better response.


the good lord will notice my deed for the day.

[femme01]

[yarq]

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