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by **hypertext** » September 16th 2005 10:05 pm

I gotta have something to read, it's just not the same if I don't. That is one of the reasons why I like to poo at my house, always reading material in one of the bathrooms. And if there isn't for some reason, I'll even read the back labels of soaps and stuff. Gotta have reading material or else the poo just plops.

by **Ayatollah Krispies** » September 16th 2005 10:51 pm

I can honestly say that I have never used "poo" as a verb, and rarely as a noun for that matter. That word connotates something small and cute like rabbit turds. My digestive system turns food into depth charges.

by **hypertext** » September 17th 2005 12:51 am

Poo is only one of the many words used to describe the wonder, that is, a bowel movement, hence:
The shits
The scoots
Dropping a log
Building a log cabin
Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool
Taking the Browns to the super bowl
Building a log cabin
Taking a dump
Shit
Blowing an O ring
Pinching a loaf
etc...

by **Fantana** » September 17th 2005 2:46 am

ive been lurking, but i had to throw into this con...
for awhile all we had at my apt was GQ in thebathroom... but we had to correct it, so now its playboy and penthouse...

and i cannot shit and beat it at the same time... im not that high a level yet.

by **Bandersnatch** » September 17th 2005 8:57 am

Voted No.

I've never been able to shit and read at the same time.

by **TroyObliX** » September 17th 2005 9:48 am

Voted no. I usually :mrgreen:

on the shitter at home.

by **SVTCobra** » September 18th 2005 4:29 pm

I read reservation on my powerbook as I poop.

by **Swedish Chef** » September 20th 2005 5:44 am

Excellent question. I for one can't go unless I have soemthing to read, which right now is 'Hitler and Stalin: Parallel Lives", a great monster of a book that draws comparisons to the two tyrannical leaders. Nothing better than taking a shit while gettin' yer learn on.

by **Topeka** » September 20th 2005 10:18 am

I eat while I poo....

by **Insert Username** » September 20th 2005 10:21 am

voted "fuck off back to parrot poop top secret board plz"

:whateva:

by **SVTCobra** » September 20th 2005 12:38 pm

Insert Username wrote:voted "fuck off back to parrot poop top secret board plz"

by **Bandersnatch** » September 20th 2005 3:09 pm

Topeka wrote:I eat while I poo....

How economical of you.

by **Bandersnatch** » September 22nd 2005 7:07 am

coddoc wrote:
stacy3po wrote:
coddoc wrote:
Topeka wrote:

by **Lords name in vain** » September 26th 2005 10:48 am

I'm only in there a minute or two tops, what the fuck could I read in that time besides the back of a tube of toothpaste

by **TroyObliX** » September 26th 2005 2:02 pm

The poison warning in tiny print on toothpaste makes me smile.

by **TroyObliX** » September 26th 2005 4:57 pm

I'll bet you say that to all the other guys.

by **SeekUp52577** » September 26th 2005 9:29 pm

I listen to music

by **Marcellus** » September 27th 2005 7:37 am

Great read, 800+ pages. :heavymetal:

by **Carrie_M** » September 27th 2005 8:14 am

i usually pick up a bottle of toothpaste or face wash and read the directions and the ingredients :mrgreen:

by **Bandersnatch** » September 27th 2005 8:33 am

Who or what the fuck is that in your avatar?

by **Carrie_M** » September 27th 2005 10:12 am

by **TroyObliX** » September 27th 2005 11:20 am

stacy3po wrote:be a passable tranny

Advice you follow yourself or just feeling Anne Landers-ish?

Either way, I say don't do it. Be the most manly tranny ever Carrie so as to not confuse any straight men into touching your manroot.

by **ETandElliott** » September 27th 2005 11:38 am

Does anyone else get that queezy feeling in this thread.

by **Bandersnatch** » September 27th 2005 11:40 am

What ever happened to aBa? He/she/it was kinda cute, and apparently gives good head.

by **TroyObliX** » September 27th 2005 1:27 pm

wb2sweeden

by **RustyMuffler** » September 27th 2005 3:07 pm

That emoticon makes me hard, stacy.

by **TroyObliX** » September 27th 2005 3:53 pm

Reading is fun to the mental.

by **Carrie_M** » September 29th 2005 12:58 pm

stacy3po wrote:please don't think you're "passable"

I know we're supposed to base people on the content of their character, but jesus christ, even I have limits! I don't know how many 53 year old married pervs or confused homosexual 16 year olds you have IM'ng you on a daily basis with how "teh sexy" you are, but at least be a passable tranny like Aubrey was.

you are an idiot, aba was using fake pictures

by **Bandersnatch** » September 29th 2005 1:48 pm

aba? aba's no good around here, I need something more real!
Like Carrie M! Yeah, we got lotsa dat!

by **kremzike** » September 30th 2005 2:16 am

Aba's pictures still looked like a dude when you looked close, so I don't believe they were fake at all. Why post fake pics of another tranny to pass off as your own tranny self? And [s]he would be fairly passable in real life, I bet. Carrie, my brother, i'm afraid I can't say the same for you.

by **Carrie_M** » October 1st 2005 2:02 pm

trust me, they were fake

i know the person in the pictures

by **kremzike** » October 1st 2005 3:33 pm

Ok. I'll believe it. They were some other tranny & not aba him/herself. No problem. I guess Aba might not be passable either, so (s)he used pictures of a more passable tranny as him/herself. I guess I can see the logic there. Still wanting to be open about your lifestyle but wanting to look better than you can.

by **Lords name in vain** » October 2nd 2005 11:45 am

more reals girls plz

by **kremzike** » October 2nd 2005 12:49 pm

You're a real girl, Stacy. Show 'em how it's done.

by **TroyObliX** » October 2nd 2005 1:22 pm

Lords name in vain wrote:more reals girls plz

by **Lords name in vain** » October 2nd 2005 4:41 pm

stacy will show me first, then maybe yous guys

by **Lords name in vain** » February 11th 2006 7:45 pm

well I have had sexual intercourse with a woman :cool:

by **Ayatollah Krispies** » February 12th 2006 5:01 am

It's fun to read old threads. I'm sure that, like I did, everyone thought Carrie M was full of shit. But it doesn't seem like aBa has posted very much since the revelation in this thread.

And there used to be someone named "Cod Doc" who posted on these boards? How peculiar.