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Cute, no?

She is indeed gorgeous.

This is from DoH, dunno about all these ribs showing...

who is she?

I think she's just holding in her stomach in pink bikini pic.

You're probably right. I'd still hit it either way.

Her jaw isn't as bad as Reese Witherspoon or Jennifer Aniston.

Right. And after the original TV series was such a masterpiece...

Aniston was more masculine looking than Brad.

Yeah, but Daisy Duke is a brunette. Simpson - psssht.[/b]

Ashlee *shudder*

fuck jessica and ashlee

this man has the right idea

I could have sworn when I was watching newleyweds one day they showed jessica on the set and she was wearing a brunette wig, so I don't know why she's blonde in that publicity shot. weird.

Jessica is hot but the guys are not.

her face is like that of a man-whore.

I am, however, looking forward to the big screen remake of the classic TV sitcom Eight is Enough.

Which for today's audience will need to be retooled as 8 iz Enuf .

is that an urban show ?

I see it more as a crossover comedy, with Cedric the Entertainer as Dick Van Patton and Gweneth Paltrow as the dead wife.

The possibilites are almost limitless...

Almost.

Found on the gorillamask forums.

THE NEW SHERRIFF IS A NIGGA!

her face looks like a man

seriously there would have been much better candidates for daisy than her

I think that bitch is ugly and generic looking. I hope they drive the General Lee into her fucking stupid face while she eats some goddamned hot wings from Pizzahut. Then I want those them to turn the General Lee into a DeLorean, go back in time and make her mother get a late-term abortion before Ashley Simpson can stink up the joint.

That said, I honestly couldn't tell you who gave me my first boner, but if it wasn't Carrie Fisher, it was the original Daisy Duke for sure.

Holy fuck, it's aBa with blond hair!!

Yold ya she was gorgeous.

Aren't you thankful I started this thread?

I want a better looking Bo and Luke.

True. Playing the "dumb blonde" has brought her big bucks.

Girl I di'int know you could get down like that.

It works for a billion Chinese!

stacy the ones already in the easy-to-cook microwavable cup are much more expensive then the noodles in a bag that you need to open up the seasoning pack and boil the noodles and all that stuff.

if you really want to eat cheap you can buy a large bag of rice for about 7 dollars, should last you all month. plus water can be had pretty much at no cost, if you have a neighboor with a garden hose.

thats better then gravel, its gravel with some nice sized stones and some dirt.

just realized this is the jessica simpson thread, i propose we go back on topic with pics of her butt.

So are y'all saying you want me to trade in the red wig for a blonde one?

aww, lets have e-babies

and lucky for me, if i like the look i can switch every day and not worry about frying my hair, cause it's all fake!



and Harpy, baby, i'll e-ditch the cock, cause it's an e-relationship, is that ok hunny?

sweet.....

:gets pregnant:

oh snap, you ready to be an e-daddy?!

you agreed to it!!

:E-Paternity results:

87.5% match - Monstera of Reservation fame
10% Harpy
2% SithDewd AKA ChewBockaJoe of AIM notoriety
.5% bacta?!?!

still 10% chance we have to wait until the baby pops out of my e-vagina and stick it with needles to have a 100% result

paternity result in

completely out of left field, the baby's father is - DARF PLAYGGIZ

Yeah, guess he impregnated me with da FORCE...

da FORCE of his peen slapping against my labia that is

Oh yeah baby we aint nothin but mammals

let's fuck hunny (it rhymes with bunny)

baby already popped out

time to make a reservation thread asking for child support.

Who is this woman, and why should we care?

She's gorgeous.

if you've ever watched her show, you'd know shes FUCKING STUPID

"what chicken of the sea isn't chicken?"

Your heterosexuality intimidates me, plz tone it down.

Here's a couple of pictures from the Dukes of Hazzard calandar:







And here's the cover of GQ: