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If you take a closer look you'll notice the guy's crying at the end...

The real prank was that it wasn't water.

maybe his scientology can explain why his hair got wet.


what an ass gnome.

I don't feel bad for him, but I do think this so-called "prank" missed the mark. It's not really that funny. Not Daily Show funny, or even Jackass funny, if that's what they were going for. Whatever they wanted to achieve, it was poorly executed.

Russell Crowe would have beat the shit out of the guy, instead of having a hissy fit and calling him a "Wude little jurk, why, whyyyy would you do that? whyyyy??

Sounds like he has a plate in his head.

Tom Cruise = Frank T.J. Mackey.

The media have been sucking his cock for years. Fuck Cruise and his bullshit. The first place I'll be seeing War of the Worlds is on my computer screen.

"I'm here giving you an interview." So who the fuck are you, the Queen of Sheba?

it wasn't supposed to be funny at all the guy's nothing short of an attention whore. And he got the attention he wanted methinks

being called a jerk by TC, he'll probably never wash his ears again

what the fuck else was TC supposed to do besides call the man a Jerk... I mean he could have flipped out and swore and beat his ass.. but he was at a movie premiere doing an interview.. if he flips out and beats the guys ass thats a huge lawsuit right there. he's smarter than that...

And hes not the Queen of Sheba, but people are there to get an interview with him, to make money off of him, and he wasnt expecting to get sprayed. I would've taken the mic and started beating the guy with it.

what the fuck else was TC supposed to do besides call the man a Jerk... I mean he could have flipped out and swore and beat his ass.. but he was at a movie premiere doing an interview.. if he flips out and beats the guys ass thats a huge lawsuit right there. he's smarter than that...

And hes not the Queen of Sheba, but people are there to get an interview with him, to make money off of him, and he wasnt expecting to get sprayed. I would've taken the mic and started beating the guy with it.

and its even worse because i accidentally double posted it too

Check out the AP video on Yahoo -- it's from a different angle and you can see the guy is doing everything not to laugh in Cruise's face as he's being "reprimanded."



I got far more entertainment out of this than I will the next 2000 straight Tom Cruise interviews. But don't get me wrong, I'm sure he was about to say something really insightful.

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"Why would you do that? I'm here giving you an interview. Why would you piss in my face?"

Ok, NOW it's funny.
It's the first ever Tom Cruise cumshot video! :whatevaho:

Bukakke!

I'm not the biggest Cruise fan, but after all the roles that he's done & trained for like the samurai movie. He could seriously fuck someone up. It would have been great to see him give that guy a beat down, just so the world could see the angry side of him. Cause you know it's there just waiting to get out.

I <3 Christian Bale. It's soo annoying the Tom/Katie PR stunt has overshadowed him.

Funny part is for a split second, he enjoyed it, then he remembered he wasn't at a bathhouse

Doing a pirouette in front of a pile of burning books can definitely do something for your image.

I wonder if he swallowed any of it.

So after all this scientology/Katie Holmes shit, is anyone here actually going to see WotW this week/end?

I am so sick of hearing about Cruise, but I am definetly going to see the movie

No, not going. Every bit of information about the making of the thing suggests that it was thrown together very quickly. They won't let critics publish reviews ahead of the wide release, or else they're preventing them from even seeing it till then. The producer-star has gone way overboard in what would seem like a desperate attempt to hype it -- except that he seems far more interested in talking about his fake girlfriend than the movie. All these things add up to teh suck.

If I'm wrong, I'm sure it will be around long enough for me to change my mind.

Yeah, and who is this Spelberg guy anyway? He make any good movies?

even if this movie was thrown together, its gonna make plenty anyways.. the worst part is that this whole TomKat thing will continue, they'll probably make a movie together and break up a year from that... and the whole time, we are gonna get to listen to more scientology shit.

So, what, we should all just march like lemmings to see it? Lost World made a bunch of money too, and it's a piece of shit.

thats not what I was saying, and we dont know how it is so lets not get ahead of ourselves here. All I was saying is that it will make decent money, except from you of course, and the problem is because of that cash, we are going to be hearing alot from TomKat for a while now...

We will anyway. Tom Cruise doesn't know the meaning of doing things quietly. If this movie were to bomb, he'd likely become a bigger asshole than ever before. Nothing incites desperate measures like the appearance of failure.

When was the last time he was in serious Scientology-shill mode, anyway? Was that M:I-2?

I just fed the fire the other day by checking out some scientology sites to get an iea of what it was all about. I found out that the only reason he is really pushing it now more than ever, which isn't to say he didn't before, is because his sister replaced his old publicist and she, if I remember correctly, is also a scientologist.

His old publicist knew it would get too extreme, and wouldn't let him talk about his religion and relationships. His sister gave him the green light. Boy, wrong move.

He gave himself the green light. She probably just answers the phones.

That's where I went. When Cruise went nuts on the Today Show about Brooke Shields, what he was saying about psychiatry/ridelin/pills not really curing anyone, but rather masking the problem, made sense to me. With an open mind I was curious just how scientology would do that.

Then I hit up that site, and oh man. I don't care if the stuff they teach cures bearvomit's mental problems, if you believe in Xenu and all that unbelievable shit, then I can never take anything you say seriously again.

So I second you Harp. People need to check out this site, it will blow your minds.

Here's a theory:

Tom Cruise is playing the main character of War of the Worlds in real life.

He is intentionally rallying the forces of the media around his suddenly obnoxious, know-it-all, narcissistic persona because he knows, as does Spielberg and the creative team behind War of the Worlds, that people are heavily influenced by what they see on television.

Here's the deal. On June 29th, War of the World hits and those same people that watch the infotainment news shows and wrap their minds around this Tom Cruise deal will head to the theaters to see the film. The immature, child-like Cruise (reviews have already described his character) that has been built up on television will play identically to the main character in War of the Worlds. In this way, the audience's familiarity with this actor is linked to his character in the movie, giving the film a greater strength and self-awareness that makes it a much more interesting experience.

Heh. That would be a good move.

EDIT: It helped a little. The most interesting usage of an actor's actual personality came with the Ogilvy character. The loud rant he lets loose represents the over-zealous lefty against the million-year-old right-wing conspiracy. (see cod doc)

I agree with what some have said about Katie Holmes being given all the interviews about Batman Begins when she's just a small supporting character. I mean, come on, where were the interviews with Christian Bale? I guess he's not important, because he ONLY played Batman....