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to MF.com. I thought the worst For like, almost 2 days I clicked here and was gettin' 404 errors and "webpage does not exist" shit, I'm gonna hold someone personally responsible for forcing me to actually do my job for an entire day, do various cleaning up around the flat when I got home and more shockingly talking to my parents.

Who the fuck do you think are?

I was wondering the same thing I got the same errors. DP probably was just having server issues.

Blame the internets.

"I was frightened Auntie Emm, I was so frightened."

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I'm going to start up a conspiracy theory that WB was exacting revenge for the linking to the Batman images.

I'll see your conspiracy, and raise you the involvement of LucasFilm, Roswell Aliens, Global Warming and Iran.

You forgot North Korea and Al Queda....after all, MF.com stands for western ideals, what other perfect target can you think of.

Go go gadget antiestablishmentarianism!!

It was Trekkies....they've been dying to take a starwars site down for decades. Dare I suggest that J.J. Abrams was behind the whole thing.

Nope, he just doesn't have the patience or the focus to wait so long for something to come into fruition.

I've looked into it further, it's because of my ex-girlfriend, apparently she'll go down on anyone.

He had Tom Cruise and the Scientologist do it.

Bitter, are we Biggs?

What me? Never.





Slut.

That's why I married a woman who cannot lie to save her life. Sure, I dated her because she had a killer ass. I moved in with her because she looked spectacular naked. But when we almost got free drinks at a resturaunt by mistake, and she couldn't go to the register to pay because she was going to flip out over the guilt, I had the ring bought within weeks. If she can't handle the slight dishonesty of scamming a free cup of coffee and a soda with dinner, I doubt she'll be able to throat somebodys sausage without at least breaking down and telling me. And if that happens, well, her sister has a killer ass too.

When I was a single man, however, 'slut' was always way more of a selling point than an insult.

Complete agreement when we got married though, I just added the prefix of "personal" before it. *cackle*

The host decided to give everyone a free control panel upgrade over the last weekend night(s). After coming home late Friday night and seeing the 404 error message returned, I also had thought Warner Bros had gotten us shut down.

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Our host stuck with us during the Original Trilogy DVD daze of Summer 2004 and the Revenge Of The Sith daze of 2005 so some complaints now and then aren't going to affect MF.

MF gets a nice traffic flow and even some new members from the two dedicated Star Wars Television Forums and the Movie Spoilers forums. So if MF was shut down we would just set up shop elsewhere like always.

What Star Wars forums?!?

This is a STAR WARS website?




NerdZ

What's Star Wars?

These are not the Star Wars your looking for......

40 more posts and I'll have 1138. Then I'm going to quit MF and talk about how cool I am with the other cool kids btw btw.

3 to 1 odds that an admin sees that and manually lowers your post count :P

Troy you can't leave. Every forum has to have one guy who gets off on chubby girls. who could take your place?

Hey, beggars can't be choosers....I'll step up...

Them was just jokes. I was mocking some of 'the greats' from days long gone. I'm not going anywhere. Except on vacation.

In 19 days.

But who's counting? Allthough I might be hitting the unemployment line first....next Wednesday!?!? I gotta' find a job.

And y'know, the great thing about chubby girls is that they are usually big enough to share, so step on up Biggs.

There's a lot more of them (and to them ) than the scrawny cancer patient bulimics, and they are usually way more appreciative (aka: kinky fuckmonsters). I prefer them 'thick' as the brothas say, as opposed to downright rotundo, personally.

This gal is just about ripe. Wheras this one...*warning: Load limit exceeded!*...needs a gym membership.

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.

So, you're saying that you're anti-rolls Troy?

One roll is okay. More than one requires inspection. A gal with three rolls or more needs to have that extra special something to allow for an "acceptable" rating. Turkey gobblers (aka: Lucas-neck) and girls so hefty they obviously cannot wipe thier own asses or wash properly get an automatic DQ (and I don't mean 'Dairy Queen' fyi). Also, women who are pushing maximum density and have not attained B-cup or beyond breasteses need to leave thier clothes on at all times.

You got to have standards. However there can be exceptions. For instance, long ago when I was a single man with plenty of expendable loot and a lack of concern for the durability of my furniture, I would have camped out in this womans ass-crack for weeks coming out only for weed and root beers.

(probably nsfw fyi, slight clothing malfunction but not really 'porn' either)
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She's a bit beyond the standard load rating, however theres something about them big ole round ass cheeks that just sneaks up and screams "HELLO-MUTHAFUCKA!!" right into my groin.

Commonly though, similar designs have failed to impress. Here is an example of failure in the heavyweight division. It's a tad too unsightly to actually embed here.

The only reason I feel any of this is worth mentioning is that while everyone is clamoring for a shot at the skinny "hot" girl of the moment, they should know that bending them over doggy style is generally unpleasant. Thier hip bones poke you in the gut while thier spine looks like it's going to tear out of thier back in zombie/horror movie fashion. Plus Hostess products are way cheaper than the cocaine most of those uppity bitches want anyways. It's an overall more enteraining investment of your time. Unless you have a small penis. Then you might not even get to 'it' considering you have to work past the flubber. The extra weight makes it seem tighter once you do though.

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I honestly didn't know that they made thongs that big...though I've been told that my upper threshold with women isn't very high. :shrug: I know my lower limit is well above the "seeing bones" look.

Ahhhh Peter......how we love your couth.

Thanks Troy, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

My pleasure...posting I mean.

Not the throwing up part. Puke porn is way beyond good taste (litterally and figuratively) in my opinion.

Btw-fyi


The muthafukers decided to pull the trigger on me early and I'm currently officially unemployed. This is the first time in 17 years of steady employment that I have ever been 'let go' in any fashion and it's really pissing me off. So I might flip the fuck out and become even more of a prick. Don't take it personally. Ponder that while your trying to get into some emaciated bitches drawers why dontchya's.

Dammit, I'm sorry about that Troy. Sounded like since the change in management they have been assholes anyway. Hope you find something else quickly and in a better environment.

Thanks. I'm still going on vacation, damnit. I won't get much of a refund this close if I cancel, so fuck it. I've actually got an interview on Tuesday and the pricks that let me go are supposed to cough up some severance pay, allthough I'm not sure how much that'll be.

So just remember kids, if you work hard in life and do a good job in whatever profession you choose, it will eventually pay off and good things will happen for you.

Oh wait, that's all bullshit. Advancement in real life is all about nepotism and ass-kissing. And I'm no good at the ass-kissing. Bastards.

Ain't it the fucking truth. I've noticed this more and more in my current workplace lately (in other departments at least). It doesn't matter if you are good at your job, you just have to know someone (either personally or up the ass which is pretty personal too.)

I may be joining you in that line soon, as my company has started a merger and my job may just dissappear. We've all been watching office space, especially since we've been told we'll have to interview for our jobs again.

Dood, I tried thinking of that.....just couldn't form though, all I could think about, was "Man, this chick's bony."

You can all breathe a collective sigh of relief, I have found a job. I'm sure you were all worried, but our long national nightmare is over. You can go about your business.

I even got myself a raise! And still get to go on vacation! And I won't have health insurance for 90 days and I'll have an 80 mile commute every day! That last part isn't so great, but I'm trying to psyche myself up, so fuckit. It's a way better option than the $15G a year pay cut the new (slave) owners wanted to give me. I hope this loosens up my wifes panties.

So, what kind of a job did you find after all that resolved the aforementioned long national nightmare?

I feel you on the commute. Mine is 90 miles a day.

I sell things. Except now I get to wear a shirt with a company logo on it instead of a tie. As far as the 'afformentioned national nightmare' is concerned, okay fine, it was really just my nightmare. It's hard to sleep at night when you have a giant stack of bills looking at you and zero income.

Don't say that Troy. I signed up for CNN Breaking News emails for up to date details on your job search. But it seems that CNN didn't really give a fuck because I learned about it on MF Breaking News.

You shouldn't lie....I saw you working the corner last Friday....I was tempted to stop, but then my better judgement kicked me in the ass.

I'd have given you rabies, good call.

I'm just shocked that my gut still works, generally, I thought it'd be suffocated under the feet of blubber that I port around with me.