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Why didn't Superman save the people in the World Trade Center?









Because he was in a wheelchair.




[web]http://www.ooze.com/articles/9-11-jokes.html[/web]

I'm all for tastelessness and wrongness in humor, but the jokes on that page weren't really all that funny.

The Superman one was pretty LoL, though.

Thanks. That's a Bandersnatch original from 5 1/2 years ago.

You're right, the jokes on that site were pretty lame.

Some of my favorite mean jokes include:

-What's the difference between African Americans and snow tires?

[spoil]Snow tires don't start singing when you put chains on them.
[marq=right]:roll: [/marq]
[/spoil]


-Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

[spoil]She preffered to wash up on shore.
[marq=left]:XD: [/marq]
[/spoil]


-Did you know that toothpaste was invented in Kentucky?

[spoil]Because if it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called teethpaste.
[marq=right] (gratuitous toothless emoticon salute) [/marq]
[/spoil]

And kind of a lame one:

-They just passed a law in Arkansas that finally clears up a few things. If a man and woman get a divorce, regardless of the State in which it takes place, they are still brother and sister, no matter what Momma says.
[spoil][marq=left] Stop flirting at the Family Reunion m'kay thanks [/marq]
[/spoil]
I'm sure I've heard some funnier ones but I'm kind of sleepy.

goddamnedrottenmutherfuckinghourpluscommuteat5AMisdrivingmenuckinfutsIhateit

Sorry bout' that, it just slipt out.

You'll get use to it. Man up, pussy!

The "two large planes" one was good.

bunch of assholes, all of ya.

And quite proud of it.

I'm an asshole for hire, but not in the male prostitute kind of way.