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Post Posted: April 6th 2012 6:46 am
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Post Posted: April 6th 2012 11:41 pm
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So, it's just on the wrapper? I mean the foil part, which would be what, the wrapper-wrapper?

That is pretty :|

Now if they lit up like a lightsaber, that could be handy. I'm sure I saw some over-produced and less funny than intended video like that a long time ago, in an internet far, far away. However, Im fairly certain that whipping out a Star-Wars themed condom will be birth-control enough with 80% of women.

Because if they see it, and realize how much of a geek you are, they will be putting their own bra back on and finding their purse before you can say "What? Why not?"

I'm a Star-Wars fan. But that shit is (was??) like pussy-repelant in a lot of ways. I've had to use a considerable amount of good-looks, charm, and mostly just well-worded bullshit to get laid over the years. I say unless your incredibly handsome or articulate, or rich, hide it just like all the other character flaws one might keep private early on, or until you get into a long-term commited relationship. Then you spring the carded figures and unopened play-sets on them. They will think its cute by then, but get the ass first or your doomed.

Star Wars and casual sex rarely mix with 'actual' women. Im just sayin'.

Post Posted: August 26th 2012 11:37 pm
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C-3PO will take a box, though only if they come in studded metallic and "ultra sensitive."


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