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Post Posted: October 23rd 2013 8:46 pm
 
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Sports. Nice!

I'm up to my ears in dead people, sad people, and people who want me dead or sad. Which actually is a great workout, gives me the chance to dress like a gangster pimp, and handle sharp objects and dangerous chemicals.

I'm gonna' pretend this post is Texas.

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Whats with all the dead people? You been slicing folks again?


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Nah, it's the most randomly schedulable event in the entirety of the human experience. And ultimately, if you do a good job, there is more work. The burden of success, as it were. But the people I work with are mostly women, and no disrespect to women, but once a month they all want to murder someone. And I can only be so polite. I feel like I should get hazard pay because I have functional balls. I attribute my continued existence to quick wit, and a passion for sugar-coating my own bullshit.

Technically, I incise people. And yes, I have been doing a lot of that. My wife quit her high paying secretary job to become a reporter at the local paper about nine months ago. Which is great, because it's what she went to school for and has always wanted to do. But I didn't know this, reporters make lousy money. So she's always happy and loves her job, but it is putting us in the poor house.

Consequently I volunteer myself for everything. And that puts me in greater risk for pissing off the menstruals. Which I've been doing lmao :S


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Man, i'm glad you specified that the women you work with are alive.

otherwise, I'd be thinking you're handling dead women....and that leads to bad questions with you.


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I know, I can't wait :what:

I think the part of the holiday season that really bugs the fuck out of me is the music. I can appreciate basically anything recorded before 1980. Beyond that, it all gets shittier and shittier. And they should ban several Christmas songs from ever being played again in any scenario. Songs such as Paul McCartney's "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time" or better known in my house as "Oh my god turn that horrible fucking song off before I murder everyone in sight with a chair leg". And anything by an American Idol participant.


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Mariah Carey...


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