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Sex and the City

Postby Fantana » June 4th 2008 8:24 pm

Spoiler alert. 2 and a half hours you'll never get back. Price of admission $10 and your dignity.
The gf made me see this is she was going to see The Strangers.

I used to watch the show when it was on HBO, not the worst thing on television, but the movie is too long, too much bullshit. Going into it, I thought it would be bearable.
But to repeat i saw Sex and the City last night. Let the flaming begin.
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Postby CloneCommander » June 4th 2008 10:47 pm

On another forum I frequent, it's been established that seeing this is a violation of a manlaw and:
If your significant other drags you off to see Sex and the City in the theater or made you sit and watch it on TV with her, she doesn't respect you as a man. If you think you'll fool her and go just to get a shot of leg, you're kidding yourself and have no dignity, an essential trait of manliness.
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Postby Bandersnatch » June 5th 2008 5:03 am

I saw the trailer for it, and figured that was painful enough. I'd bet Sarah Jessica Parker's salary that the trailer was a 2 minute version of the movie.

However, I do have a thing for the redhead chick, even if she's a dike in "real life." :whatevaho:
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Postby TroyObliX » June 5th 2008 10:12 pm

I wouldn't let any of those hags spit on my dick, let alone actually touch it. Sarah Jessica Buehler looks like she fucked the ringmaster of the circus to let her out of the sideshow she was trapped in. And the rest of the cast isn't much better. Except for the prudish brunette. With about 80 lbs in the right places, she'd be doable. The rest of them can go be victims of a terrorist bombing somewhere for all I care.

I care too much about my eyes and the part of my brain that likes women to watch this movie. And allthough it's really hypocritical of me to say, in light of my bitching about other people doing it, I am going to have to say it.

Pass.

I hate myself now. I didn't even watch it and look what it made me do. This film is evil.
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Postby Fantana » June 6th 2008 12:41 am

It seems wrong of my life, and what used to be my dignity and "man card" as many of my friends have pointed out, but I had little choice. I can't see movies like The Strangers by myself I had to have someone come with me.

The scary part is... (stop with the ellipses) the plot seemed more thought out than any one of the prequels combined.
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Postby Fantana » June 6th 2008 12:45 am

sorry for the second post but I have to say to TroyObliX the brunette Charlotte in the show is so hot, with or without the extra weight you crave. She was the only + in this movie. That said, I am ready to be the next NewYorkActor ready to be destroyed on this site. Aside from the fact he made semi intelligent points and was sort of a good poster.
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Postby Ayatollah Krispies » June 6th 2008 11:59 am

TroyObliX wrote:And allthough it's really hypocritical of me to say, in light of my bitching about other people doing it, I am going to have to say it.

Pass.


This was a TV show for 6 years. I think you're entitled to prejudge it.
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Postby TroyObliX » June 6th 2008 5:50 pm

Thanks Krispies. I was starting to feel a hint of guilt there.

And Fantana, Mr Actor self immolated. He destroyed himself back there, however I think he still has a chance to redeem himself someday should he desire to. He isn't all bad, he just let himself get a little worked up at the first signs (allbeit big flaming signs) of criticism. And if your feelings get hurt people, well, it's your own fault for having such breakable ones.

Sorry to hear you got dragged to see this one btw. My balls are in my wifes purse too, I just got lucky she was never a fan of this estrogen-fest.
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Postby crunchymunchy » July 18th 2008 1:40 pm

I got dragged to see this and it wasn't that bad. I liked the message it sent out to women: Quit cuckolding your men/marriage ain't what its cracked up to be. It actually opened up a convo between my gf and me that included the line "Yeah, women can be such pushy crazy bitches sometimes." Just to hear those words come out of her mouth made the entire moviewatching experience worth it.
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