I was bored the other night and caught a few minutes of the new Late Late Show with that horrible guy from the Drew Carrey show and who happens to be on it but Carrie Fisher. Now call me cruel, but she appeared to have been in some sort of fight before she came on. Her face was swollen and her lips looked like polish sausages. Maybe she was thinking back on her days with Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi and did some blow before she went on. Bottom line, she looked like a crack whore. But I digress.

If I remember, all they talked about was drugs. Rather fitting.

She's 48 years old and because she has no real acting career to speak of, she hasn't spent the last 15 years getting the nips and tucks that a 48-year-old actress would require. She doesn't look bad -- she just doesn't look like a movie star.