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Post Posted: September 26th 2006 8:15 pm
 
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I actually got this little jewel in the mail today. Apparently, I was the lucky winner of the El Gordo Spanish Lottery a few days ago. I need to fax my bank account, routing #, and personal information to someone named Dr. Don Paco Martinez over in Spain to claim my prize. They will then wire my money to me. :roll: Well, unfortunately for these guys, they gave me an international phone # along with the fax #. Tomorrow night, ol Dr. Don Paco Martinez is going to be getting a call from Dr. MTH. It will be filmed using my iMac for your enjoyment. If I don't get him on the phone tomorrow, I'll keep trying until I do. In the mean time, I have scanned and uploaded the letter I received for your viewing pleasure.

http://download.yousendit.com/6DDC8A18574C0099 (this is a small pdf file)

Notice how horrible the grammar is. Also, it looks like they printed it out on an ink jet printer. Also, I googled the El Gordo Spanish Sweepstake and noticed that there are lots of reports of this scam out there. My mom works next door to the FBI building in town, so I'm going to have her drop a copy of it off tomorrow along with the envelope that it came in.


Post Posted: September 26th 2006 9:05 pm
 

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Hahah, thats fantastic. Can't wait to view the results.

I got this spam in my inbox today at work, I lost my morning coffee it was so funny...:

-----Original Message-----
From: Norman [mailto:1ofakindlael@ari.net]
Sent: Wednesday, 27 September 2006 2:25 p.m.
To:
Subject: Youngg beautyy nailled and unablee to wallkout


>> out very twice:
>> week very drive....

Insanee and frresh masssive coccks materiial!
http://xWC1ig.ufgaxg.com
Enoormous,hugee cockss destroyinng
teeens pussiess , assholees ,throaats and then
load their bodiies with of hoot cumm

loose stop point some,
just one, three world really
welcome you eyes

legal card check, more mail
open about glad out, from drive..



... I think the selling point is:

"enoormous,hugee cockss destroyinng teeens pussiess , assholees ,throaats and then load their bodiies with of hoot cumm"

But I'm really not too sure, whats this about driving somewhere as well? Sounds too confusing to get "teh sex" I think I'll stick to my girlfriend...


Post Posted: September 27th 2006 6:35 am
 

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You have to congratulate them for changing the spelling enough to bypass your spam mail security. 'hoot cumm'? Is that the sperm of an owl?


Post Posted: September 27th 2006 7:06 pm
 
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Holy shit I owned that guy in Spain. I called him on Skype tonight. Post the video later.


Post Posted: September 27th 2006 7:45 pm
 
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Enjoy the ownage.

http://download.yousendit.com/769A782D7B7C6164


Post Posted: September 27th 2006 8:35 pm
 

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I like it. Best part: "Don, you got to speak up, I'm callin' from the fuckin' U.S. " :lol:

Well done.


Post Posted: September 27th 2006 8:37 pm
 
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Obi-Wan Starkiller wrote:
I like it. Best part: "Don, you got to speak up, I'm callin' from the fuckin' U.S. " :lol:

Well done.


FUCK YOU A MILLION TIMES! <~~~Don's infamous last words. Little does he know that I have 7 hrs of international call time left on Skype :heavymetal:

EDIT: BTW Obi-Wan Starkiller, I live in Knoxville...


Post Posted: September 27th 2006 9:15 pm
 
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It will be on youtube shortly.

[align=center][flash width=425 height=350]http://www.youtube.com/v/PbwH-7ZtTPk[/flash][/align]


Post Posted: September 27th 2006 10:22 pm
 

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Eh, couldn't really hear it that well. Had a giggle though.


Post Posted: September 27th 2006 10:43 pm
 
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That was pretty good. I especially enjoyed the FBI revealed part.


Post Posted: September 28th 2006 6:52 am
 

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MTH wrote:

EDIT: BTW Obi-Wan Starkiller, I live in Knoxville...


I could tell you were from the south. Go vols.


Post Posted: September 28th 2006 12:25 pm
 
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I love it... the only part i could hear him say clearly was "you mothafucker OKay?"
Sorry about no prize though...


Post Posted: September 28th 2006 8:00 pm
 
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Obi-Wan Starkiller wrote:
MTH wrote:

EDIT: BTW Obi-Wan Starkiller, I live in Knoxville...


I could tell you were from the south. Go vols.



FUCKIN A!! I live in Chattanooga! who'd a thought, MF stars are neighbors.


Post Posted: September 29th 2006 6:54 pm
 
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Owned. (check the addressee)

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Post Posted: September 30th 2006 5:41 am
 

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You should have included the audio of him calling you a motherfucker. The fbi needs a good laugh.


Post Posted: September 30th 2006 8:19 am
 
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That probably wouldn't have been a good idea. Considering the FBI or Cops for that fact do not like it when people "impersonate" them. MTH could have gotten into deep shit for that. Just am saying.


Post Posted: September 30th 2006 8:26 am
 
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Raveers wrote:
That probably wouldn't have been a good idea. Considering the FBI or Cops for that fact do not like it when people "impersonate" them. MTH could have gotten into deep shit for that. Just am saying.


Yeah no way in hell would I send them that.


Post Posted: September 30th 2006 10:47 pm
 

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Oh I know. All I said was send them the audio of "You motherfucker". You don't have to send the "This is the FBI" stuff.


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