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Post Posted: November 13th 2006 5:30 pm
 
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Name: Dietrich Slade a.k.a. Sigmus the Fallen
Race: Greater Sigma Celestial
Class: Gunslinger

Body: 4
Mind: 6
Quickness: 4
Cyber Affinity: 4

Purity: 0.8
Impurity: 5.2

Health: 40
Energy: 30

Skills:
Level 3 Corrupt
Level 3 Drain Life
Firearms Proficiency
Weapon Customization
Augmented Ambidexterity
Level 3 Smartlink
Quickdraw
Bullet Dodge x4
Headshot x2
Kneecap x2
Disarm x2
Gutshot
Lungshot
Level 2 Heartattack
Sigma Xeros
Wings of Fate
Angelic Ascension

Gear:
2 Custom Automatics (6 Lethal semi-auto firearms)

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Name: Armand Carter a.k.a. Cygnus Epsilon
Race: Greater Epsilon Celestial
Class: Psionicist

Body: 5
Mind: 6
Quickness: 4
Cyber Affinity: 3

Purity: 3
Impurity: 3

Health: 50
Energy: 30

Skills:
Melee Weapons Proficiency
Level 1 Flux
Level 1 Amplified Magnekinesis
Focused Telekinesis
Adept Training
Aetherial Healing
Aetherial Calm
Level 2 Assault Telekinesis
Phase Shift
Advanced Aetherial Healing
Amplified Ballistic Redirection

Gear:
Chainsword (20 Lethal longsword)

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Name: Xenos
Race: Xel
Class: Psionicist

Body: 3
Mind: 8
Quickness: 2
Cyber Affinity: 2

Purity: 2.8
Impurity: 3.2

Health: 20
Energy: 40

Skills:
Telepathy
Level 1 Mindwarp
Xel Weapons Proficiency
Level 1 Localized Pyrokinesis
Level 1 Assault Telekinesis
Level 1 Amplified Magnekinesis
Adept Training
Aetherial Healing
Synaptophage Neurokinesis
Focused Telekinesis
Level 2 Photokinesis
Cyberglandular Somakinesis
Hellstorm
Poltergeist
Advanced Aetherial Healing

Gear:
Force Pike (12 Force/6 Smash/6 Piercing Xel weapon)

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Name: Omegus Prime
Race: Greater Omega Celestial
Class: Psionicist

Body: 3
Mind: 5
Quickness: 4
Cyber Affinity: 3

Purity: 3.4
Impurity: 2.6

Health: 30
Energy: 25

Skills:
Level 5 Omega Discipline
Focused Telekinesis
Level 1 Photokinesis
Level 1 Psychokinesis
Aetherial Healing
Omega Blades
Wings of Fate
Angelic Ascension

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Name: Alphus Prime
Race: Greater Alpha Celestial
Class: Samurai

Body: 3
Mind: 4
Quickness: 5
Cyber Affinity: 3

Purity: 1.3
Impurity: 4.7

Health: 30
Energy: 20

Skills:
Level 4 Alpha Discipline
Melee Weapon Proficiency
Firearms Proficiency
Level 3 Cyberarm
Level 3 Wired Reflexes
Power Attack x3
Precision Attack x3
Blade Guard x3
Aijutsu
Blade Turn
Wings of Fate
Angelic Ascension

Gear:
Alpha Lance (10 Light melee weapon)
Angel Wing Katana (15 Light Piercing longsword)

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Name: Deltus Gammora
Race: Greater Delta Celestial
Class: Psionicist
Elite Class: Cerebrate

Body: 4
Mind: 6
Quickness: 2
Cyber Affinity: 4

Purity: 2
Impurity: 4

Health: 40
Energy: 30

Skills:
Level 3 Tarnish
Level 3 Temper
Synaptophage Neurokinesis
Level 2 Psychokinesis
Level 2 Assault Telekinesis
Focused Telekinesis
Amplified Ballistic Redirection
Cyberglandular Somakinesis
Synaptic Priming
Angel Voice
Melee Weapons Proficiency
Firearms Proficiency
Level 3 Tetrakinesis
Celestial Coalescence
Levitation

Gear:
Delta Sabre (10 Dark Piercing melee weapon)

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Name: Gamus the Dead
Race: Greater Gamma Celestial
Class: Psionicist

Body: 5
Mind: 6
Quickness: 5
Cyber Affinity: 3

Purity: 4
Impurity: 2

Health: 50
Energy: 30

Skills:
Level 3 Gamma Discipline
Projected Cryokinesis
Level 3 Umbrakinesis
Level 2 Psychokinesis
Entropic Touch
Melee Weapons Proficiency

Gear:
Grande Finale (15 Dark Piercing longsword)


Post Posted: November 14th 2006 7:38 am
 
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What the fuck is a Psionicist?


Post Posted: November 14th 2006 9:18 am
 
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What the fuck is ANY of this?

gayery+1


Post Posted: November 14th 2006 4:19 pm
 
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It's derek's mating call.

[stream]http://www.weirdcrap.com/tilton/toh-oh-tee.wav[/stream]


Post Posted: November 16th 2006 10:10 am
 
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Don't know where this came from but it made this thread more interesting.

copy/paste into your browser address bar and hit go. Hit f5 to stop when you start feeling ill.

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.getElementsByTagName("img"); DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=(Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5)+"px"; DIS.top=(Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5)+"px"}R++}setInterval('A()',50); void(0);

Being at the top of the page makes it work better, fyi.


Post Posted: November 16th 2006 10:28 am
 
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Groovy man. :mrgreen:


Post Posted: November 16th 2006 10:46 am
 
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:o:weed: That's the coolest thing I've seen on the internet in a long time.... a very long time.


Post Posted: November 16th 2006 3:45 pm
 
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I can't take credit for it, it was on ehowa.com's mainpage daily update for today. ehowa's kind of a rightwinger know it all sometimes, but pretty funny (and nsfw) most of the time.


Post Posted: November 21st 2006 7:02 am
 
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Miraculous Healing- {Nat.}
Cost: 10 SP x Level (10 SP for Level 1, 20 SP for Level 2, 30 SP for Level 3)

Level 1- Once per night, by spending all your energy, you can fully heal one character other than yourself. This character’s Health and Energy are restored to full, any and all negative status effects are removed, including if a character is Bleeding Out (this ability can ressurrect a character at full health and energy) and anything else afflicting the character is banished. This ability can only be used on characters with a PUR > 0. Characters whose PUR is 0 or less receive none of the benefits of this ability. Additionally, the use of this ability decreases the target’s IMP by your MND and increase the target’s PUR by your MND for the duration of the night. The Purity adjusting effect can only be used on any given character once per night. This ability has no effect on Replicants. To use, touch the character and call “I draw the Aether to heal you completely.”

Level 2- As above, only now you can perform Miraculous Healing a number of times per night equal to half your MND (round down). The Purity adjusting effect can still only be used on any given character once per night. This ability has no effect on Replicants.

Level 3- As above, only now you can perform Miraculous Healing MND times per night. Additionally, you can choose to permanently increase a character’s Purity by 1. This change cannot change a character’s PUR beyond racial limits. For instance, a Celestial’s permanent PUR can never be higher than 4. Either Purity adjusting effect (temporary or permanent) can still only be used on any given character once per night. This ability has no effect on Replicants.


Post Posted: November 22nd 2006 10:40 am
 
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derek wrote:
Either Purity adjusting effect (temporary or permanent) can still only be used on any given character once per night.


What if she wants it twice?

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Post Posted: November 22nd 2006 11:32 am
 

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Then you put it in her butt.


Post Posted: November 22nd 2006 11:45 am
 
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Speaking of butts, and this thread needing more of them, I have just two words: Katja Kassin.
[flash width=425 height=350]http://www.youtube.com/v/xMl35YV7DG4[/flash]

Probably nsfw, but not nude/porn either.


Post Posted: November 22nd 2006 1:07 pm
 
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She doesn't look like she's posing. She looks like she's trying to take a shit.

By the way, congrats on discovering the mystery of embedding video.
You must share your wisdom with me, unless it's against the rules of Focused Telekinesis Level 1 Amplified Magnekinesis and Remote Psionicist Networking.


Post Posted: November 22nd 2006 5:38 pm
 
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In this thread,
http://www.millenniumfalcon.com/phpbb/v ... 093#147093

DarthPsychotic wrote:
1 replace "watch?v=" in the url with "v/"
2. embed using the flash bbcode
3. width=350 height=425


So basically, I've had to restrain myself from going apeshit and including videos in every post, now that it works for me. I'm sure it was probably obvious and I'm just on dope, figuratively of course.

As far as her looking like she's taking a shit, eww. No. As long as she doesn't accidentaly "bake a brownie" she can stick her ass out all she wants.


Post Posted: November 27th 2006 11:04 am
 
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:funky: :bouncin: :bounce: :grandma: :bounce: :bouncin: :funky:

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That shit is creepy. Nightmares from now on.


Post Posted: November 27th 2006 1:05 pm
 
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Peter Jackson is owned.


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What have I done............ :vsuicide:


Post Posted: November 27th 2006 7:33 pm
 
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You have summoned the so-called Greater Celestials. :monocle:


Post Posted: November 27th 2006 9:40 pm
 
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I am Vince Klortho, keymaster of Gozar. Are you the gatekeeper?

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Post Posted: November 28th 2006 7:54 am
 

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Best. Movie. Ever.

I wish they would remake with Stephen Colbert as Egon.


Post Posted: January 10th 2007 9:32 am
 
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John was moderately successful in his career of choice, but as he got older, he was increasingly hampered by remarkably painful headaches. When his personal hygiene and love life began to suffer, he sought medical help.

After being referred from one specialist to another, he finally came across a doctor who solved the problem. The doctor said, "I have good news, and I have bad news. The good news is that I can cure your headaches. However, the bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition that causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine. That pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

John was of course, both shocked and depressed. He started wondering if he even had anything to live for at that point. Yet, he immediately decided that he had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital, his headaches had vanished and his mind was finally clear. But naturally, he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he felt like an entirely different person. And so, as he walked past a men's clothing store, he thought, "I'll buy a new suit. Maybe that will cheer me up."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The salesman eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

John laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"It's my job," said the salesman. John tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.

As John admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

John thought for a moment and said, "Sure!"

The salesman eyed John and said, "Let's see... 34 sleeve and... 16 and a half neck."

John was once again surprised. "That's exactly right. How did you know?"

"It's my job," said the salesman, very matter of factly. John tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

As John adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"

John was on a roll by this point and said, "Well, sure."

The salesman eyed John's feet and said, "Let's see... nine and a half... wide."

John was astonished. "That's right... How did you know?"

"It's my job," said the salesman. John tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly.

As John walked comfortably around the shop, the salesman asked, "Well, how about some new underwear?"

John hesitated for a second and said, "Um, sure!"

The salesman stepped back and eyed John's waist. "Let's see..." he said, "size 36."

John laughed, "No, you are wrong. I've worn size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head. "No, you can't wear size 34. It would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache."


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