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Staying home and/or cooking meth 43%  43%  [ 3 ]
Going out and trying those ruffies you've been saving 43%  43%  [ 3 ]
Going to quit smoking (sausages) 14%  14%  [ 1 ]
Total votes : 7
Post Posted: December 28th 2006 2:10 am
 
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I'm getting a jaccuzi suite at a hotel so I can nail Mrs. O in the 3-way full length mirrors, with the lights on, wearing my voice-changer Vader mask. Okay, she might not go for the mask. Maybe if I promise to upload the video on youtube, that always makes shit like this work.


Post Posted: December 28th 2006 7:30 am
 
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Staying home/cooking & smoking sausages.


Post Posted: December 28th 2006 7:58 am
 

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TroyObliX wrote:
I'm getting a jaccuzi suite at a hotel so I can nail Mrs. O in the 3-way full length mirrors, with the lights on, wearing my voice-changer Vader mask. Okay, she might not go for the mask. Maybe if I promise to upload the video on youtube, that always makes shit like this work.


Wives today are such prudes. Yesterday, I asked my wife to suck me off while a midget shit on her head and our dog licked his nuts while sitting in a gravy boat full of green peas. She was totally against sucking me off.


Post Posted: December 28th 2006 1:45 pm
 
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Going out... as in moving across the country to California this year. It's time to see what the land of rainbow parades, medical :weed: and cheap menial labor can provide in terms of financial opportunity!


Post Posted: January 15th 2007 10:07 pm
 
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I've lost 5 lbs so far! woot woot. I do 50 sit ups a night and eat nothing but meat and broccoli. I predict this lasting a few more days until little ceasars screams my name.


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