Dr.FunkyPants Automated Translation Utility

[Artmaul]

You guys still ranting about this shit? I must've struck some nerves.

Wow am I bored. And desperate for attention. I know I didn't make anybody mad, but if I can claim it, it must be true.

I must apologize for interrupting mf.com's regularly scheduled programming, I've noticed that this is the only thread anyone's posted in all day.

I don't know if this is a valid point, but I will use an old cliche like "regularly scheduled programming" to prove my wit. This is the only thread I've focused on all day.

Since I have shown all you little bitches up, I'm gonna stop posting in this site, for fear that respectible people that I know online might see, and laugh at me for actually stepping into this place.

My God my penis is tiny. If I tell them I've beat them, then my dirt bag friends who surf porn won't recognize me for the nerd I am by trolling Star Wars messageboards.

It's about as bad as going to SS (posting from year 1998).com, for fucks sakes.

I am not in any way savvy with the internet or Star Wars geekdom to drop a name like SS (posting from year 1998). Oh fuck, I just did.

Most of the members here have some half-naked girl for an avatar, which means that they've probably never felt the touch of a woman that's not inflatable.

What is the most uniformed statement about male sexuality I can make, without sounding like the virgin or closet homosexual I am?

I feel bad for you guys. While I leave work every day, smoke on some great thai-sticks, watch SW, and get my dick sucked on by my girlfriend, you guys are here, clinging onto the next spoiler that mf.com comes across.

I hate myself. If I tell people I watch SW only when smoking pot and getting a blowjob, they'll know I'm not a nerd like they are. Now if I only did have a real girlfriend, that would teach 'em.

Thanks for making my day enjoyable, mf.com. I will never forget the day when I stumbled upon a homoerotic website with the name of a legendary ship of the SWU.

Every website is homoerotic if you are constantly visualizing a luscious cock and balls slapped across every page like I do -- that makes my day really enjoyable. Hell, I've bat off to this thread 6 times already. And although I use acronyms like SWU, I am not a geek. You're the geeks!

[KitFisto]

http://img26.exs.cx/img26/9760/untitled8lb.jpg

[Dr.FunkyPants]

I'm very honored that someone went out of their way to make a thread to bash me in.

I'm a fucking geek, true. What else can you pieces of shit tell me about myself? Or are all of you little fat taint lovers busy stroking it in the Natalie Portman thread?

Now flame away, flamers.

[bacta]

artmaul, I'm disappointed in the sheep roberts-esq excessive length of this thread. don't you know it's not cool to "pwn" "nubs" any more? geez.

[bacta]

shit yea, I know that, artmaul is my main man

[bacta]

no, bitch

[KitFisto]

artmaul, I'm disappointed in the sheep roberts-esq excessive length of this thread. don't you know it's not cool to "pwn" "nubs" any more? geez.

Dont be such a knob because we pwnd the nub without you.

[bacta]

my computer is broken, anyone know how to fix it?

[Artmaul]

All of y'all, especially bacta is my niggaz.

[bacta]

[Rogue_Six]

[Artmaul]

What's gay?

(try responding without a macro)

[bacta]

more like grinding macro

and again, who is this rogue_six fella posting bacta faggotry and christopher lowel faggotry (WHO BY THE WAY IS HAPPILY MARRIED TO A WOMAN) all over my mf?

[bacta]

u mean that dude isn't gay?

yes duh

[yarq]

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