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attn you suck at english

Postby KitFisto » May 25th 2005 8:58 am

I don't know what kind of "english" they taught and/or are teaching* you in aussie land, but learn how to fucking structure your posts, you dirty aussie. It is a sad state of affairs if redneck bearvomit corrects you.











*I use the present tense because I hope you are still taking some sort of english class at this time.
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Postby Bandersnatch » May 25th 2005 10:11 am

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Postby KitFisto » May 25th 2005 3:24 pm

It doesn't work like that, you have to make your point properly. In your case you might try to actually make a point.
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Postby bacta » May 25th 2005 5:20 pm

brian wtf
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Postby Slug » May 25th 2005 6:28 pm

Its just canadian passive-aggressiveness, not to worry.
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Postby Slug » May 25th 2005 6:32 pm

but less than 20 murders commited with a gun every year so go figure.
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Postby Bandersnatch » May 25th 2005 6:35 pm

you have a Harry Potter avatar.


Titles J.K. Rowling will never use:

Harry Potter and the Case of the Pedophile Priest

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Abu Ghirab

Harry Potter Finally Fucks Hermine Whilst Rod Looks On

Harry Potter's Vegas Vacation

Harry Potter Must Conquer the Martians
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Postby Artmaul » May 25th 2005 6:37 pm

You forgot the obvious:

Harry Potter and the Hermione Hymen
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Postby Bandersnatch » May 25th 2005 6:39 pm

Artmaul wrote:You forgot the obvious:

Harry Potter and the Hermione Hymen


dork'. :monocle:
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Postby Bandersnatch » May 25th 2005 6:43 pm

Isn't that red-haired superfriend's name Rod? Or is it Ron.

Whatever, it works! :heavymetal:
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Postby Slug » May 25th 2005 6:47 pm

To me Hermione is the one to perforate her own hymen. Just something about her makes me think that.
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Postby Bandersnatch » May 25th 2005 6:50 pm

To me Hermione is the one to perforate her own hymen. Just something about her makes me think that.


I'm sure she has a special magic spell she recites while ramming her wand...
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Postby Slug » May 25th 2005 6:52 pm

"Wandom, masturbationum"
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Postby Bandersnatch » May 25th 2005 8:02 pm

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"Sniff the Wand."
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Postby KitFisto » May 26th 2005 12:37 am

I she 18 yet? I doint want to feel too dirty masterbating to her.



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Postby KitFisto » May 26th 2005 1:18 am

E!



It amazes me how nonsensical you are.
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Postby Exmortem » May 26th 2005 1:46 am

why is the corpse bride blue in this one? is blue the new "in" corpse color....will all the g0thic girls wear blue corpse paint now?
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Postby KitFisto » May 26th 2005 3:01 am

I'm amazed you still have a goddamn Harry Fucking Potter avatar!

I was going to change it, but I have changed my mind.

Seriously, are you the world's biggest dork?

No, but this man is.

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I'm probably not even in the top 100 :(

How old are you? for real?

20, been on the internet for 10 years now :)

Because you go on about having internet skills and yet I'm supposed to take you seriously while looking at a child's book cover! Or should I change my avatar to Hop on Pop so we can all just get along?

Harry Potter is as kiddie as Star Wars is.
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Postby bearvomit » May 26th 2005 5:19 am

That's not even the cover of the book! M-O-O-N, that spells nerd.
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Postby Bandersnatch » May 26th 2005 5:40 am

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"HYMENUS INTERUPTUS!"
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Postby Zéyann » May 26th 2005 5:45 am

hermione is cute

EDIT: she's as old as my sister

14, if I'm not mistaken
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Postby Zéyann » May 26th 2005 5:53 am

what sick fuck has nude pics of his sister
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Postby Bandersnatch » May 26th 2005 6:08 am

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"NIPPLESLIPTUS BREASTOLIS!"
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Postby Slug » May 26th 2005 11:01 am

cod doc wrote:
Zéyann wrote:what sick fuck has nude pics of his sister

you do

now post them before my nightly masturbation session



Come on we all know about that dutch lifestyle, incest is best.
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Postby Bandersnatch » May 26th 2005 5:54 pm

Please change the name of this thread to "The Adventures of Hermine's Hymen."
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Postby Artmaul » May 26th 2005 5:59 pm

Seconded.

Or "Emma Watson's Def Hyman Jam"
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Postby deathmoogle » May 26th 2005 7:02 pm

PMSing Hermione...
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Postby Bandersnatch » May 26th 2005 7:35 pm

Artmaul wrote:Seconded.

Or "Emma Watson's Def Hyman Jam"
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Postby bacta » May 26th 2005 8:27 pm

comedy science rocks!
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Postby Bandersnatch » May 26th 2005 8:27 pm

bloody brilliant!

He just threated to swallow me in his ass... :o
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Postby bacta » May 26th 2005 8:35 pm

nub ownage = hawt
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Postby bacta » May 26th 2005 8:55 pm

what's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
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Postby face » May 26th 2005 9:07 pm

what's harry potter
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Postby bacta » May 26th 2005 9:07 pm

face wrote:what's harry potter


get out now
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Postby Bandersnatch » May 28th 2005 5:11 pm

All things internet are your creation, o mighty xander... :spawnn:
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Postby femme01 » May 28th 2005 7:48 pm

Damn. Al Gore created Reservation.
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