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by **femme01** » May 28th 2005 5:58 pm

Cute, no?

by **femme01** » May 28th 2005 6:04 pm

She is indeed gorgeous.

by **MTH** » May 28th 2005 6:08 pm

This is from DoH, dunno about all these ribs showing...

by **Exmortem** » May 28th 2005 6:11 pm

who is she?

by **femme01** » May 28th 2005 6:11 pm

I think she's just holding in her stomach in pink bikini pic.

by **MTH** » May 28th 2005 6:12 pm

femme01 wrote:I think she's just holding in her stomach in pink bikini pic.

You're probably right. I'd still hit it either way.

by **femme01** » May 28th 2005 8:25 pm

Her jaw isn't as bad as Reese Witherspoon or Jennifer Aniston.

by **Bandersnatch** » May 28th 2005 9:00 pm

Right. And after the original TV series was such a masterpiece...

by **femme01** » May 28th 2005 9:16 pm

kale xander wrote:aniston has the jaw of a supermiddleweight boxing champion.

Aniston was more masculine looking than Brad.

by **dylan** » May 29th 2005 1:58 am

Yeah, but Daisy Duke is a brunette. Simpson - psssht.[/b]

by **femme01** » May 29th 2005 4:02 am

Ashlee *shudder*

by **Zéyann** » May 30th 2005 2:33 am

fuck jessica and ashlee

by **KitFisto** » May 30th 2005 12:17 pm

Zéyann wrote:fuck jessica and ashlee

this man has the right idea

:bunnys:

by **bacta** » May 30th 2005 5:10 pm

I could have sworn when I was watching newleyweds one day they showed jessica on the set and she was wearing a brunette wig, so I don't know why she's blonde in that publicity shot. weird.

by **femme01** » May 30th 2005 9:46 pm

Jessica is hot but the guys are not.

by **ieatheartattacks** » May 31st 2005 10:27 am

her face is like that of a man-whore.

by **Bandersnatch** » May 31st 2005 1:29 pm

I am, however, looking forward to the big screen remake of the classic TV sitcom Eight is Enough.

Which for today's audience will need to be retooled as 8 iz Enuf .

by **KitFisto** » May 31st 2005 1:31 pm

Bandersnatch wrote:I am, however, looking forward to the big screen remake of the classic TV sitcom Eight is Enough.

Which for today's audience will need to be retooled as 8 iz Enuf .

is that an urban show ?

by **Bandersnatch** » May 31st 2005 1:36 pm

I see it more as a crossover comedy, with Cedric the Entertainer as Dick Van Patton and Gweneth Paltrow as the dead wife.

The possibilites are almost limitless...

Almost.

by **STDSkillz** » May 31st 2005 1:43 pm

Found on the gorillamask forums.

by **Bandersnatch** » May 31st 2005 2:00 pm

THE NEW SHERRIFF IS A NIGGA!

:roll:

by **Zéyann** » May 31st 2005 3:48 pm

her face looks like a man

seriously there would have been much better candidates for daisy than her

by **Jason@Star-Wars.net** » May 31st 2005 3:55 pm

I think that bitch is ugly and generic looking. I hope they drive the General Lee into her fucking stupid face while she eats some goddamned hot wings from Pizzahut. Then I want those them to turn the General Lee into a DeLorean, go back in time and make her mother get a late-term abortion before Ashley Simpson can stink up the joint.

That said, I honestly couldn't tell you who gave me my first boner, but if it wasn't Carrie Fisher, it was the original Daisy Duke for sure.

by **Bandersnatch** » May 31st 2005 4:28 pm

Zéyann wrote:her face looks like a man

Holy fuck, it's aBa with blond hair!!

by **femme01** » May 31st 2005 7:12 pm

Bandersnatch wrote: Holy fuck, it's aBa with blond hair!!

Yold ya she was gorgeous.

by **femme01** » May 31st 2005 11:21 pm

Aren't you thankful I started this thread?

by **femme01** » June 1st 2005 12:21 am

I want a better looking Bo and Luke.

by **femme01** » June 4th 2005 10:13 pm

stacy3po wrote:well, she's apparently smart enough to not have "insufficient funds" at the ATM machine, so I give her kudos there.

True. Playing the "dumb blonde" has brought her big bucks.

by **Insert Username** » June 4th 2005 11:21 pm

Girl I di'int know you could get down like that.

by **Insert Username** » June 5th 2005 12:05 am

It works for a billion Chinese!

by **Exmortem** » June 5th 2005 2:12 am

stacy the ones already in the easy-to-cook microwavable cup are much more expensive then the noodles in a bag that you need to open up the seasoning pack and boil the noodles and all that stuff.

if you really want to eat cheap you can buy a large bag of rice for about 7 dollars, should last you all month. plus water can be had pretty much at no cost, if you have a neighboor with a garden hose.

by **Exmortem** » June 5th 2005 2:30 am

thats better then gravel, its gravel with some nice sized stones and some dirt.

by **Exmortem** » June 5th 2005 2:33 am

just realized this is the jessica simpson thread, i propose we go back on topic with pics of her butt.

by **aBa** » June 5th 2005 3:36 pm

So are y'all saying you want me to trade in the red wig for a blonde one?

by **aBa** » June 5th 2005 3:39 pm

aww, lets have e-babies

by **aBa** » June 5th 2005 3:49 pm

Jen wrote::whatevaho: I just went blonde!

aBa you look great as redhead and most redheads look good as blondes. Try it out.

and lucky for me, if i like the look i can switch every day and not worry about frying my hair, cause it's all fake!

:whatevaho:

and Harpy, baby, i'll e-ditch the cock, cause it's an e-relationship, is that ok hunny?

by **aBa** » June 5th 2005 3:55 pm

sweet.....

:gets pregnant:

oh snap, you ready to be an e-daddy?!

by **aBa** » June 5th 2005 4:08 pm

aBa wrote:aww, lets have e-babies

you agreed to it!!

by **aBa** » June 5th 2005 4:15 pm

:E-Paternity results:

87.5% match - Monstera of Reservation fame
10% Harpy
2% SithDewd AKA ChewBockaJoe of AIM notoriety
.5% bacta?!?!

by **aBa** » June 5th 2005 4:20 pm

still 10% chance we have to wait until the baby pops out of my e-vagina and stick it with needles to have a 100% result

by **aBa** » June 6th 2005 3:41 pm

paternity result in

completely out of left field, the baby's father is - DARF PLAYGGIZ

by **aBa** » June 6th 2005 4:20 pm

Yeah, guess he impregnated me with da FORCE...

da FORCE of his peen slapping against my labia that is

by **aBa** » June 6th 2005 4:29 pm

Oh yeah baby we aint nothin but mammals

let's fuck hunny (it rhymes with bunny)

by **aBa** » June 6th 2005 4:40 pm

baby already popped out

time to make a reservation thread asking for child support.

by **MattOusley** » June 8th 2005 11:29 am

by **ikelleigh** » June 8th 2005 1:40 pm

Who is this woman, and why should we care?

by **femme01** » June 8th 2005 6:11 pm

stacy3po wrote:can't believe you guys are this picky, c'mon, her body is smokin'!

She's gorgeous.

by **Exmortem** » June 9th 2005 1:19 am

if you've ever watched her show, you'd know shes FUCKING STUPID

"what chicken of the sea isn't chicken?"

by **Insert Username** » June 26th 2005 2:02 am

Your heterosexuality intimidates me, plz tone it down.

by **STDSkillz** » June 30th 2005 3:00 pm

Here's a couple of pictures from the Dukes of Hazzard calandar:

And here's the cover of GQ:

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Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke picture thread

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