Fuck Earthquakes, Let's Get Drunk

[Artmaul]

5.3 near you darling. What's the status?

Edit: NM it was closer to me.

[SnakePlisken]

Felt it here in Costa Mesa.

[Artmaul]

Be thankful you missed Northridge.

[Artmaul]

Dear God, please sink California into the ocean already

Love you too Tony.

[Artmaul]

I wanted that comment to piss me off, but for some stupid reason it made me LOL.

[Slug]

If cali sinks I will have beachfront property.

[bacta]

no one asked if I was ok. you dicks.

[Artmaul]

no one asked if I was ok. you dicks.

You live 400 miles away.

[bacta]

no one asked if I was ok. you dicks.

You live 400 miles away.

true, but my mom asked if I was ok.

[Artmaul]

bacta, sweetheart, are you ok?

[bacta]

bacta, sweetheart, are you ok?

yes I am art, thank you for asking, you are so kind.

EVERYONE LOVES MAGICAL TREVOR CUZ THE TRICKS THAT HE DOES ARE EVER SO CLEVER

[bacta]

bacta please stay a while. have a drink or two

what's on the menu?

[bacta]

I don't like any of those. where's the Mike's Hard Lemonade LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLO seriously, I can get wasted off 3 of those.

[bacta]

Whatever it takes to get you fucked up so I can molest you

I'd probably do the molesting, but only if you were hot and your name is dale (tee hee)

[Artmaul]

Please direct all Cal earthquake updates to this thread.

[Assy]

A Day at the Beach, Corkscrew, Night Cap, Bacardi Cocktail, Crusty Creole, Pina Colada, Banana Cow, Cuba Libre, Pineapple Fizz, Beachcomber, Dingo Salad, Pink Flamingo, Bermuda Triangle, Firefighter's Sour, Plant Punch, Black Devi, Fog Blower, Rain Man, Blue Hawaiian, Gorilla Milk, Rum Relaxer, Bolero, Havana Cocktail, Swamp Water, Boston Commons, Hop Frog, Shanghai Cocktail, Boston Trolley, Hurricane, Sir Wallace Cocktail

Al Green, Ben Folds, Billy Talent, Coldplay, Death Cab for Cutie, Dirty Vegas, Flickerstick, Frou Frou, George Strait, Gorillaz, Guster, Jem, Keane, Linkin Park, Live, Making Planets, Malcom McLaren, Modest Mouse, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Neutral Milk Hotel, New Order, Orbital, OTTERPUSS <3, Ours, Pedro the Lion, Prodigy, Queen, Reliant K, RILO KILEY, Scissor Sisters, Snow Patrol, Spiritualized, Stereostatic, Straylight Run, Summer at Shatter Creek, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, The Cure, The Flaming Lips, The Futureheads, The Killers, The Postal Service, The Shins, The Smiths, Third Day, Thursday, Toad the Wet Sproket, Travis, Tupac Shakur, Wilco, Yann Tiersen

[dylan]

Why do you have to ruin good scotch that way?

[Bandersnatch]

Johnny Walker Black

Finest kind...

[Artmaul]

Johnny Walker Black

Finest kind...

Dude no.

Johnny Walker Blue, McCallan 18, Glen Fidditch 12 reserve.

Scotch scoth scoth I like scotch.

[Artmaul]

Send blue label now.

[SithDewd]

Hook me up with some premium vodka.

[Artmaul]

Hook me up with some premium vodka.

[SithDewd]

Hook me up with some premium vodka.

Something tells me that is not good vodka.

[Artmaul]

Regards, SithDewd

[Artmaul]

And another:

[SithDewd]

As long as it mixes well it's all good.

[Artmaul]

And another recommendation for Sithdewd:

[Artmaul]

Any of you honkies ever had this shit?

[Bandersnatch]

Johnny Walker Black

Finest kind...

Dude no.

Johnny Walker Blue...

Yes, but I can afford JW Black. I haven't had JW Blue yet. I know it will make me happy when I finally do.

Kinda like popping my hymen.

[Reecoh]

Any of you honkies ever had this shit?

Not only was I subjected to it, I had to drink it HOT. Bleh! Not the worst thing I ingested that night though....

Here's my current fav:

Key Lime Pie Martini

1.5 oz. Stoli Vanilla Vodka
0.5 oz. Lìcor 43
0.75 oz. Daily's Margarita Mix
0.25 oz. Half & Half

Combine in a shaker filled with ice, shake well. Strain into cocktail glass and serve with a mix of crushed vanilla wafers & brown sugar on the rim.

I usually have a double in a nice large martini glass.

[Artmaul]

Identification please.

[Artmaul]

Dude, seriously, try this shit:



It tastes like the back of your tongue when you've been drinking Keystone all night and you vomit ever so slightly in your throat.

[Reecoh]

Identification please.

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. I've already said too much.

Let's just say it was the most memorable night of my college career and involved a little ritual known as "Hell Night".

[Mr. Pickles]

Jesus . . . . this thread is starting to give me the shakes. TGIF so I'm able to alleviate this condition with copious amounts of Booze & Herb.

Yes, that's right. Herb divorced Peaches and is now back sleeping with his first lover; an ex-con named "Booze".

Reunited and it feels soooo good . . . .

*hiccup* -- a spasmodic inhalation with closure of the glottis accompanied by a peculiar sound. (See also QUEEF)

[Mr. Pickles]

"Steel Reserve"

Isn't that also slang for "vibrator"?

Hey Stacy!

Naw, I never touch the malt. I value my solid stools.

Requesting a small favor:
Hey since it's the weekend and it arouses me, will you hurtle a bomb in Bacta's direction to get this party really started.

Thanks, !!!

[Obi-Wan Starkiller]

Shit, I'm not hating anybody. It's the fuckin internet. Why the hell would you hate somebody who you'll never meet, never see (in most cases except for the 2-3 girls that come here). If someone has a beef with you on the internet, you shouldn't give a shit.

Okay, now back to the subject:

[Guru]

Tsk

[Obi-Wan Starkiller]

Damn, somebody had a good night. Makes me wish I wasn't at work.

[Guru]

Imported from where - Louisiana? u fuck. Ahem.

[Obi-Wan Starkiller]

Homer no function beer well without.

[Guru]

Low priced?!? Fuck, I need to move to the US. That's one of the most expensive spirits you can buy in the UK. But then we have whiskey to make up for that... Even though JD is a billion times better then the best malt whiskey unless your old/scottish/lost your taste buds in a war/a superfriend.

[Reecoh]

Keep 'em coming!

[cassandracain]

Cut that Guiness with some

You get a black and tan and a nice smooth, sippin' pint without the bitteness of straight Guiness.

[Guru]

I second that notion. Ever seen what happens when you put a magnet up to that sludge? Ever drunk more then 3 pints? Then you'll see what "the shits" means to an Irish person. They'll be all the way to the toilet.

[Reecoh]

Umm, no. Not sure I want to know, but I'm rather intrigued...

I like my beer DARK. Nice contrast to the women...

And the Black & Tan does indeed rock too.

[Guru]

Sit a regular magnet at the bottom of yer pint for about ten minutes (while it "settles"). Lift the magnet slowly up the glass and behold the magic of Guinness.

[CoGro]

I'm going to get trashed for the first time in weeks starting now.

I'll be back later.

[Mr. Pickles]

"All too easy . . . . ."



Time to go out and git me somadat . . . .

[Reecoh]

That sounds good, but are you a chick? Cause that's definitely a girlie drink.

Negatory!

I'm just a big fan of Vodka & Vodka-based drinks, and there are some very tasty Vodka martini recipies out there. Not that Vodka isn't good straight up too, as long as it's chilled.

[kremzike]

Hook me up with some premium vodka.

HAAAA! That's some of the the cheapest stuff in the world. My bar uses it as our rail. Sell one drink & pay for the whole bottle.

It's quite possible Blue Motherfucker and Adios Motherfucker are the same thing.

That mixture also goes by the name Blue Motorcycle, which sounds like a censored version of Blue Mother Fucker. Out here in MD people used to ask for a Mother Fucker, which out here is a triple shot of 3 cognacs straight, but triple shots are illegal so we couldn't do them. Though the fact that they know what they are means that some other bars don't give a fuck about the law!