Tom Cruise Goes Palpatine On Oprah (Funny Video Indeed)

[AnthonyPearson]

Shoot me if this has been posted already.

But anyway check out this, Tom Cruise going Palpatine on Oprah Winfrey, literally. Force lightning, duel of the fates, and even crazy laughter.


http://waxy.org/random/video/Tom_Cruise_Kills_Oprah.mov


Anthony

[darthpsychotic]

[TiniTinyTony]

Tom Cruise - Sith.

[gekdis]

If the dark side of the Force leads to Katie Holmes... sign me up!

[BrotherTheFirst]

i'm pretty sure the dark side of the force leads to Oprah...


and her apprentice.

[Fantana]

where was the lightning when he got sprayed with water??? this vid makes even russell crowe look like a bitch

Edit: and the laughter sync with the vid is perfect

[sultan bey]

yea, the reporter was already frightened of a smiling tom... a cackling, lightening spewing tom would have wiped that dude out.

[sultan bey]

no...that fucker is living it up as only a few can.

[Insert Username]

WTF isn this shit?

[ronniethebear]

That guy's weird.

[Obi-Wan Starkiller]

Take a look at this. I would love to see the video interview of this.

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash3tc.htm

Geez, this guy is killing himself on camera for fucks sake. His publicist should stop letting him go on television.

[Obi-Wan Starkiller]

Nevermind got the video. Click to see true insanity. Be warned, it is Windows Media. Sucks ass.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8343367/

Click on the pic of Tom for video. Will not work with Mozilla I don't think.

[Artmaul]

Here's the issue with Tom Cruise: He's gay.

His career (like many other Hollywood hunks) is built upon his sex appeal to women.

This courtship of Katie Holmes is a cheap publicity stunt, engineered to sell tickets to WotW, Batman Begins, etc. Be on the lookout for a movie featuring the duo ala Vanilla Sky. That's why Cruise is so overzealous with his maudlin rapture -- it's overcompensation.

There's really only one A list hunk right now who is as straight as they come: Brad Pitt.

Even DiCaprio is bi.

Believe it.

[ETandElliott]

Colin Farrell is a superfriend too.

[TroyObliX]

Use caution, apparently theres no free drinks for the bitches
http://www.lisamcpherson.org/

And one of the wierdest fucks ever, and LRH's 'manfriend'
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/mad-science/jack-parsons/

"Theres nothing more dangerous than a true believer."- someone smart

[derek]

just an fyi i didn't click on any links

[Obi-Wan Starkiller]

Here is a website that is out to destroy Scientology. If it is true what they believe at the highest levels then that is really fucked up.

http://www.xenu.net/

[Fantana]

i suppose I cant take everything ^ that website says, its obviously biased, but if scientology actually does what this site says... these people and their sad devotion to an ancient religion...

that site though is a good read, and the whole time im just thinking about how big a tool i think tom cruise is now

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