Well while ol' Jesse was out pickin poke salad fer supper, Bo and Luke had a hankering for a heap of hoecake! So they pilled in the General Lee and they tore off lookin for a mess when all of a sudden that yaller dog Roscoe came a bearin down after em.
Well now about that time ol' Bo and Luke decided it'd be in their best interest to get outta dodge so they flipped off a rooster tail and busted through Cooter's garage and hid behind the spit shine sign. They busted out laughin as Roscoe flew past and all of a sudden here comes daisy a bounding up walkin on a slant. She started a carying on about how she layed out all night and got into Jesse's batch of shine and how she was about to keal over. So dem Duke boy's snagged her up and took off to find Jesse...