Those dern Duke boys are at it again

[bearvomit]

Well while ol' Jesse was out pickin poke salad fer supper, Bo and Luke had a hankering for a heap of hoecake! So they pilled in the General Lee and they tore off lookin for a mess when all of a sudden that yaller dog Roscoe came a bearin down after em.

Well now about that time ol' Bo and Luke decided it'd be in their best interest to get outta dodge so they flipped off a rooster tail and busted through Cooter's garage and hid behind the spit shine sign. They busted out laughin as Roscoe flew past and all of a sudden here comes daisy a bounding up walkin on a slant. She started a carying on about how she layed out all night and got into Jesse's batch of shine and how she was about to keal over. So dem Duke boy's snagged her up and took off to find Jesse...

[Bandersnatch]

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[TroyObliX]

TroyOduke would totally fuck his cousin hillbilly style if she looked like that fyi. People in Kentucky have got it made.

[bearvomit]

Nick Carter is one lucky SOB

[BearnBird]

I think you mean Nick Lachey. That's "Lacky"

[TroyObliX]

They are both pretty lucky considering they are rich yet talentless fucks.

[Bandersnatch]

"rich" yet "talentless"

[TroyObliX]

"rich" yet "talentless"

I fucking got "served".

[Bandersnatch]

Speaking of which:



"The Dukes of Hazzard" is a film that is not there. It can't really be reviewed because it doesn't really exist. It is not empty calories, which implies pleasure, but simply empty. It's a cosmic void where a movie ought to be."

-Kenneth Turan, L.A. TIMES

"...the latest evidence that, for Hollywood studios at least, there can never be too much of a mediocre thing."

-A.O. Scott, N.Y. TIMES

"Hard to imagine a movie more mind-numbingly pointless and instantly forgettable."

-Terry Lawson, DETROIT FREE PRESS

"Surely if you have seen, say, 12 scenes of a car flying through the air, you are not consumed by a need to see 12 more."

-Roger Ebert


Looks like a winner!

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