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Someone told me that he was a pole-smoker. What does that mean? Is that some sort of cigarette that is stronger or something?

eric who is that hore in your avatar

Yup, Jessica Biel from Stealth. I haven't seen Stealth yet. I heard it sucks bad but I'll probably see it at the dollar theater just cuz she's in it. Hottest woman on the planet in my humble opinion

EDIT: I'm glad Stealth tanked at the box office. For some stupid reason Biel won't do nudity. I'm hoping she'll have to resort to it.

Like your mom

That's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. You'd actually go see some shit movie, not because it remotely interested you, but because it had some hot chick in it? Boy, the marketing people in Hollywood really know how pull a fast one on every hormone-driven walking penis in America.

The internet is LOADED with porn of every type, but you want to go see a lame Top Gun ripoff just to see a little cleavage from some skank celeb? Jesus fucking Christ. Grow up, buy a bottle of hand lotion, and sit back at your computer with one hand on your own joystick. Then you can jerk your meat to millions of images of the sickest nature that even you couldn't even dream up.

The difference between a good pervert and a bad one... imagination.

Hey, dumbfuck,
I never said I wasn't "remotely interested."

Dude, you should come pick your mom up. She was great. I really enjoyed her lack of teeth. Worth every penny.

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I thought the difference was that good ones don't go to jail, but then again I'm a schizo sometimes.

She was the only decent thing in the godawful remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

What about R. Lee Ermey?

I agree w/ you there. There are people that actually say it's better than the original. NO!

I'm a longtime horror fan and I liked the remake better. The original was a classic, but real fucking boring to watch with todays post special effects revolution standards. Now, the original sequel 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre part 2' is a film that should not be fucked with/remade, particularly with any of the stars of 7th Heaven.

No, the original can't be beat because of it's realistic and birzarre feel. "Post special effects" would denigrate that. Also, the remake got the character of Leatherface wrong. He's supposed to be a sympathetic character. A retarded person. Not just some hulking stereotype of a movie mad-man. Part 2 was good, but part 3 was better. That chainsaw in 3 was crazy.

Fuck it. Think what you want, pal, it's fine by me. I just find the original frustrating to watch, and havn't seen the whole thing through since 1987.
But then again I hate a lot of movies other people think are just fucking swell, so maybe you're right. I would have killed everyone in that inbred fucking county if it happened to me, especially in the 70's.

Jessica Biel has no ass.

Alright, now that's just not true. I'm not really a fan of hers, but she does have a decent ass. It could be better, but it could be a LOT worse.

Sorry, but her ass is square and flat like an old mans. If you want to prove me wrong, I will check out all the Biel-ass pics you want to show and possibly change my mind.

I, however prefer them like this:http://assparade.bangbros1.com/gal/155/p/hbbang/askjolene.html

as opposed to this:http://solaris.pnt.net/images/jessica_biel_08.jpg

#1. That's a terrible attempt at a comparisson because she's sitting and

#2. I really don't care that much if you like it or not, but a really brief search turned up this pic, which is, as I said, decent. If you're a Vida Gurrera fan, then yeah, Biel's got nothing for ya.

http://66.111.49.110/img.php?loc=loc25& ... iel296.jpg

#1 sitting at least showed some curvature to her otherwise shapeless meat flaps.
#2 I liked, time can change an ass, maybe I was indeed being an ass in reference to ms biels ass. I yield to your superior search engine prowess.

I just wasn't interested in defending my opinion of which Texas Chainsaw Massacre was better. Poor Peter Jennings, he would be ashamed at what has happened to his thread. On a side note, this Saturday I'm getting married to a woman with a hellacious ass, and then I'm going to fucking sweatshop Disney. Anyone have a heavily insured kid they want me to take on some rides at EPCOT?

Ass fat injections for everyone!!!!! (paid for by Oblix for president 08')

This thread should proabably be renamed Jessica Biel is smoking hot:

I was glad to hear Peter's cancer was caused by tobacco and not dope.

Be scary if he got that cancer from dope smoking.

Back on topic. *sigh*

That picture of Jessica Biel was from when she was 17. She was still hot then of course. She's 23 now.
These are more recent. Her ass rules - along w/ the rest of her body.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/coalesce99/biel011.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/coalesce99/espy08.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/coalesce99/jessicaB105.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/coalesce99/jessicaB057.jpg

I have allready yielded to the power of Biels buns, thanks for the pics though. I just prefer more junk in the trunk.

I don't.

Right on

Damn, my mom wear dentures! I'm glad you liked her. Enjoy the STD.

I should say the same to you, as you've probably acquired the one I gave her by now. Here's a tip: ointment will help.

We're all diseased so that comes as neither a compliment or a putdown. Thanks for the stimulating fucking conversation.

Dude, you should come pick up your grandma's rotting corpse. We're done with it now.

What's "off topic" mean in Reservationland?

There is no topic. Only Zuul.

I used the alias Vince Klortho all through the 90's.

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