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PostPosted: September 16th 2005 10:05 pm 
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I gotta have something to read, it's just not the same if I don't. That is one of the reasons why I like to poo at my house, always reading material in one of the bathrooms. And if there isn't for some reason, I'll even read the back labels of soaps and stuff. Gotta have reading material or else the poo just plops.


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PostPosted: September 16th 2005 10:51 pm 
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I can honestly say that I have never used "poo" as a verb, and rarely as a noun for that matter. That word connotates something small and cute like rabbit turds. My digestive system turns food into depth charges.


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PostPosted: September 17th 2005 12:51 am 
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Poo is only one of the many words used to describe the wonder, that is, a bowel movement, hence:
The shits
The scoots
Dropping a log
Building a log cabin
Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool
Taking the Browns to the super bowl
Building a log cabin
Taking a dump
Shit
Blowing an O ring
Pinching a loaf
etc...


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PostPosted: September 17th 2005 2:46 am 
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ive been lurking, but i had to throw into this con...
for awhile all we had at my apt was GQ in thebathroom... but we had to correct it, so now its playboy and penthouse...

and i cannot shit and beat it at the same time... im not that high a level yet.


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PostPosted: September 17th 2005 8:57 am 
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Voted No.

I've never been able to shit and read at the same time.

:|


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PostPosted: September 17th 2005 9:48 am 
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Voted no. I usually :mrgreen: on the shitter at home.


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I read reservation on my powerbook as I poop.


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Excellent question. I for one can't go unless I have soemthing to read, which right now is 'Hitler and Stalin: Parallel Lives", a great monster of a book that draws comparisons to the two tyrannical leaders. Nothing better than taking a shit while gettin' yer learn on.


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I eat while I poo....


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voted "fuck off back to parrot poop top secret board plz"

:whateva:


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voted "fuck off back to parrot poop top secret board plz"

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Topeka wrote:
I eat while I poo....


How economical of you.


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coddoc wrote:
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coddoc wrote:
Topeka wrote:
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I'm only in there a minute or two tops, what the fuck could I read in that time besides the back of a tube of toothpaste


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The poison warning in tiny print on toothpaste makes me smile.


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I'll bet you say that to all the other guys.


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I listen to music


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Great read, 800+ pages. :heavymetal:


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i usually pick up a bottle of toothpaste or face wash and read the directions and the ingredients :mrgreen:


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Who or what the fuck is that in your avatar? :|


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stacy3po wrote:
be a passable tranny


Advice you follow yourself or just feeling Anne Landers-ish?

Either way, I say don't do it. Be the most manly tranny ever Carrie so as to not confuse any straight men into touching your manroot.


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Does anyone else get that queezy feeling in this thread.


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What ever happened to aBa? He/she/it was kinda cute, and apparently gives good head.

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That emoticon makes me hard, stacy.


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Reading is fun to the mental.


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stacy3po wrote:
please don't think you're "passable"

I know we're supposed to base people on the content of their character, but jesus christ, even I have limits! I don't know how many 53 year old married pervs or confused homosexual 16 year olds you have IM'ng you on a daily basis with how "teh sexy" you are, but at least be a passable tranny like Aubrey was.


you are an idiot, aba was using fake pictures


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aba? aba's no good around here, I need something more real!
Like Carrie M! Yeah, we got lotsa dat!

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Aba's pictures still looked like a dude when you looked close, so I don't believe they were fake at all. Why post fake pics of another tranny to pass off as your own tranny self? And [s]he would be fairly passable in real life, I bet. Carrie, my brother, i'm afraid I can't say the same for you.


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trust me, they were fake

i know the person in the pictures


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Ok. I'll believe it. They were some other tranny & not aba him/herself. No problem. I guess Aba might not be passable either, so (s)he used pictures of a more passable tranny as him/herself. I guess I can see the logic there. Still wanting to be open about your lifestyle but wanting to look better than you can.


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:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o more reals girls plz


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You're a real girl, Stacy. Show 'em how it's done.


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more reals girls plz


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stacy will show me first, then maybe yous guys


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well I have had sexual intercourse with a woman :cool:


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It's fun to read old threads. I'm sure that, like I did, everyone thought Carrie M was full of shit. But it doesn't seem like aBa has posted very much since the revelation in this thread.

And there used to be someone named "Cod Doc" who posted on these boards? How peculiar.


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stacy3po wrote:
well, not sure, but I know you must be skilled in the vaginal arts first.


It was well trained in the Vaginal Arts. My only guess is that it was a Slit Lord.

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