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by **darthpsychotic** » February 22nd 2006 11:21 pm

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by **TroyObliX** » February 23rd 2006 2:29 am

I dug it. Too bad spidey cant fly, though. I'd be all "WTF, Stark you air-nazi!!" And if he's makin' Mary Jane porn the least Tony could do is post them online.

by **darthpsychotic** » February 28th 2006 5:08 pm

To get a "New Comics Reviews & Views Thread" started, I'll be editing in the da op (the original post) with covers and some comments written in Reservationese of course.

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Green Lantern Volume IV Issue #09

Ordinarily I'm not in to DC - I'll download the 0-days, read them and then delete them if the cover scan grabs me. Well the variant cover featuring The Batman wielding a lantern, "BatLantern" caught my attention.

The Batman guest-stars in this issue joining forces with The Green Lantern to fight the symbiotic supervillian Tattooed Man - whos tattoos come alive from his skin... putting the smack down on any and all meddling superheroes!

Of course given the color and content of this issue I read while :mrgreen:

by **Obi-Wan Starkiller** » March 3rd 2006 9:28 am

Marvel Zombies #4

Wow, what can I say. I didn't get to read issue #1 or #2 but the gist is that all of the marvel characters are either turning into Zombies or being eaten. I'm not sure what is with the Zombie craze over the past couple of years (28 Days, Dawn of the Dead, etc.) but marvel has certainly created there own version for the zombie lover in everyone. The funny thing about these zombies is that they still talk and act like the marvel superheroes but they feed on fresh human meat (or if none is available they will eat rotten meat or reach into their own stomachs and re-eat the flesh!

Anyway, Galactus has come to eat Earth and the zombies want to stop him not only to save Earth but to have a massive feast on his flesh. A very funny issue and definitely leaves me wondering where this 5 part series is going. Can't wait for #5. Shawn Phillips pencils reminds me of Jae Lee.

by **TroyObliX** » March 4th 2006 1:38 am

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I missed out on The Ultimates until recently, but having gone back and read a few older issues I can see why this series is so popular. And to think, a character like Hawkeye, who was totally "B" team in the standard marvel u, could be such a fucking hardass is a pleasant surprise.

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I totally fuckin' dig this series. It could use a hit of meth as the last couple of episodes haven't been as interesting or fast paced as I'd hoped. But the story is still intriguing and I may be biased on the pacing having read the first 39 issues in the span of about 3 days.

by **darthpsychotic** » March 9th 2006 1:14 am

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Ms Marvel Volume II #00 aka Ms Marvel Giant-Size #01:

comments: breasts

Ms Marvel Volume II #01

comments: breasts

dangergril Back in Black #04

comments: breasts

supergril Volume V #05

comments: see above comments

Ant Volume IV #04

comments: umm

Ultimates Volume II #10

Ultimate Hawkeye is apparently a cross between Bullseye and Hannibal The Cannibal Lecter.[/align]

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Ultimate Hawkeye escapes his captors by ripping out his fingernails and killing a roomful of armed gunmen with the bloody nails as projectiles. Hawkeye's bloody nailess fingers are shown throughout the book.

The part in the comic where after the American government is overthrown... when the Axis of Evil are discussing having free and open elections for the American people... well it made me lol :monocle:

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by **TroyObliX** » March 13th 2006 1:50 am

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Okay, decent action, but otherwise wtf?!?!? I don't read a lot of cable/deadpool but this seems like a bunch of mediochre crap thrown in a blender and chopped up into hybrid-mediochre-crap. I may be wrong, I did just recently cut out the dope and my brain is a bit gooey with all this 'normal' thinking....but wtf

by **darthpsychotic** » March 14th 2006 12:31 am

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Ultimate Spider-Man #91 - featuring the first appearance, more like first glimpse of Ultimate Deadpool. Issue #91 of course starts a four-issue (I believe) arc of Ultimate Deadpool and the Ultimate Reavers. Next issue will be full blown Deadpool with a cover splash to boot. Kitty Pryde is featured on this issues cover. Pryde looks Spider-girlish on the cover and in the issue they are trying to come up with a new name for her.

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Spider-Man Unlimited Volume II #14...

"breasts"

update: "ass" and "breasts"

by **TroyObliX** » March 18th 2006 1:08 am

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Logan looks like he's gonna' date-rape MJ while watching Spidey on TV. And Jarvis wants to bone Aunt May's old floppys.

by **darthpsychotic** » March 21st 2006 4:38 pm

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Ultimate X-Men #68[/align]

Comics arrive on the shelves every Wednesday. Last Wednesday I woke up quick at around noon and the ish was already "up". Morning wood more like morning comics, 0-day more like 0-hour: :monocle:

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This Ultimate Marvel mini-series introduces Ultimate Silver Surfer and Ultimate Galactus. Ultimate Silver Surfer has wings and serveral rows of teeth not unlike sharkys. Ultimate Galactus, called "Gah Lak Tus" is not this immense being but a immense robotic swarm of some sort with one consciousness... or something.

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Evil Ernie In Santa Fe #04

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Seven Soldiers - Bulleteer #04

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by **TroyObliX** » March 23rd 2006 1:41 am

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Comment: No Breasts. And Spidey plays the role of Starks bitch so well I'll bet his next new costume is pink with a removable zippered crotch for easy access. Good set-up ish for the Civil War though.

by **darthpsychotic** » March 29th 2006 3:16 pm

New Avengers Illuminati #01, Fantastic Four #536, Uncanny X-men #471 are "up".

Didn't get a chance to post last week's 0-Days one word reviews, so here we go...

Amazing Spider-Man #530, Iron Man The Inevitable #04, Blue Beetle Black & White Leaked Issue #10:

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"breasts"

"breasts & ass"

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Wolverine Volume III #40 (formerly Marvel Knights Wolverine): Bucky Barnes has been resurrected into a longhaired, women and children killing anti-hero :heavymetal:

by **TroyObliX** » March 30th 2006 12:29 am

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by **DoubleSith** » March 30th 2006 8:47 am

Illuminati was kinda boring. I guess it's important to Civil War, but I'll have to wait to see how it relates.

About Action Comics #837:

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Superboy's statue pretty much confirms he dies in the Crisis
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by **darthpsychotic** » April 2nd 2006 6:07 pm

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Ultimate Spider-Man #92: Ultimate X-Men and Ultimate Spider-Man land on Utapau where they are persued by Ultimate Deadpool & General Grievous. Ultimate Deadpool is apparently a shape shifter. Ultimate Storm wears the lowest possible pants I seen in comics.

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by **Ayatollah Krispies** » April 2nd 2006 11:18 pm

DoubleSith wrote:Illuminati was kinda boring. I guess it's important to Civil War, but I'll have to wait to see how it relates.

About Action Comics #837:

[spoil]Superboy's statue pretty much confirms he dies in the Crisis[/spoil]

The idea behind the current storyline in the Superman books seems to be to make them more accessible to people who pick them up after seeing the movie. But the characterization of Luthor has been so screwed with over the past 20 years that they really ought to just kill him off.

by **TroyObliX** » April 3rd 2006 1:59 am

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Fantastic Four #536 more like Fantastic No Thor[/align]

Yeah, wtf is that?? I've seen preview shots of that cover for weeks, and it's a cliffhanger?? :seppuku:

by **darthpsychotic** » April 11th 2006 5:20 pm

Still getting over last Wednesday's 0 day when Ultimate X-Men #69, X-Men Unlimited #14, Annihilation Silver Surfer #01, Young Avengers #11, Marvel Zombies #05, and Moon Knight #01 were "up" by 3pm of that day. :monocle:

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Moon Knight #01: I like Moon Knight and this ish's art was aight. Could have done without Marc Spector hitting Marlene or whatever her name is. To me, Moon Knight would be much better if the whole multiple personality thing was thrown out... There is the mercenary alter ego, then the rich Bruce Wayne type character, then there is the cab driver personality.

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Infinite Crisis #06: DC comics don't do it for me but I enjoy thumbing through them or should I say mouse clicking through them ( :monocle:

) if only to see all the caped superheroes I don't recognize. Another thing I like about DC is the way they draw their super ho's. :cool:

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Ant Volume II #05: um... Ant (Aunt) Vagina Flow?

ComicBookResources.com was kind enough to give us a 5 page preview:

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by **TroyObliX** » April 17th 2006 9:25 pm

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[align=center]Ultimate Deadpool more like Ultimate DeadWTF??!?[/align]

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[align=center]Attack of the Sinead O'Connor clones, and Iron Man helps Surfer with his nagging headache on page one.[/align]

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[align=center]Makes last issue mildly make sense, but still kind of forgettable. What was I saying??[/align]

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[align=center]Los Luchadoros eres tan estupido para este libro, verdad :monocle:

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by **darthpsychotic** » April 19th 2006 1:04 pm

It is New Comics Wednesday, noonish, and so far SIX BOOKS are "UP" :cool:

UPDATE: NINE 0-DAY BOOKS UP + VARIANT COVER (Wolverine Origins #01 Variant)

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by **Obi-Wan Starkiller** » April 20th 2006 10:12 am

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Well, it seems that the only mutants left in the world are X-Men and X-Men villains. And Apocalypse, for the most part, is only accepting applications for Horsemen from X-Men (present and past). Of course, there is no shock in all of this, because 2 months from now every X-Man will be back to normal. Shiro has already been changed back after only one issue or so of being a Horseman. Gambit is still having second thoughts about it. The only one who is still in the game is Polaris and since this Apocalypse story is over next month, I'm guessing that she decides not to be a Horseman and gets her powers back. Wow!

by **TroyObliX** » April 20th 2006 12:32 pm

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[align=center]Okay, Iron Man is becoming kind of a Dick. Maybe being jacked into every convievable electronics device on Earth could have that effect on someone, but it doesn't stop me from hoping he is the "hero" that gets popped in the civil war. Besides, one of his multiple suits could just come difribulate him on it's own, from what we see in this issue. I hope my avatar fucks him up.[/align]

by **darthpsychotic** » April 26th 2006 12:30 pm

[align=center]It's Wednesday, the day new comics hit the shelve
and already [s]NINE[/s] FOURTEEN (14!) NEW 0DAY books are up at MF:

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by **TroyObliX** » April 26th 2006 10:46 pm

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[align=center]Tony Stark is a tecneo-con. And the end seems to signal the beginning of the fireworks of the upcomming big event. I dug it.[/align]

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[align=center].....the Hulk returns and fucking murders everyone who had him shipped to outer space. A Hulk fan can hope. [/align]

by **darthpsychotic** » May 3rd 2006 2:24 pm

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New Comics Wednesday and EIGHT 0Day Books "UP"
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by **DoubleSith** » May 3rd 2006 4:19 pm

Civil War #1:

[spoil]It was OK. I think the hype got to me, and having so much foreknowledge of what was going to happen (even without reading the spoilers for this issue) made it kind of predictable. However, Millar is probably my favorite writer right now and have full faith he's gonna kick my ass with this series.[/spoil]

Infinite Crisis #7: [spoil]

I liked it, but the resolution to this whole event felt a bit rushed, even with the extra sized issue. The Joker came back from out of nowhere (although it was a pretty good scene), and the combined Society was dealt with a bit too easily. The GLC holding the Line against SB Prime was kick-ass though. I'm glad he lived, I think he makes a great villain. All in all, I thought the whole series was solid and a worthy sequel to the original Crisis.[/spoil]

by **TroyObliX** » May 4th 2006 2:15 pm

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[align=center]S.H.I.E.L.D human shield, Cap rodeo's an in-flight F-15, and the Civil War begins with the Supers showing off how socio-politically ignorant they all are. All in all, a good read.[/align]

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by **darthpsychotic** » May 10th 2006 12:26 pm

Not a lot of books out this 0 Day,
however the following are up: :cool:

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by **hypertext** » May 16th 2006 2:18 pm

by **darthpsychotic** » May 17th 2006 3:53 am

[s]It is 5:30am EST and SIX 0day books are UP [/s]
[s]EIGHT 0day books are UP 12:00pm EST [/s]
TWELVE 0day books up :mrgreen:

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by **kane_starkiller** » May 17th 2006 9:01 am

I've been disappointed with Batman Year 100. The art is not bad very stylized, but the story just didn't pull me in. Kinda like Dark Knight Strikes Again.

by **darthpsychotic** » May 24th 2006 9:57 am

Whenever you get disappointed just think that you are getting comics the same day they are released... "0Day"

On that note these books are "UP" :cool:

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by **TroyObliX** » May 24th 2006 11:55 pm

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[align=center]The art in this book makes the boring tale within worth reading. Maybe I'm just not a big enough Spidey fan to appreciate the big battle of the beast men the way I should, but it all seems kind of "so what". Still, great looking book. [/align]

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[align=center]Good to see Tony Stark out of control with something in his hand other than a bottle of booze. Just too bad it was Cap's throat and he was squeezing like he was making lemonade. This title still kind of confuses me. Is it full of flashbacks or what?? Because in every other part of the 616 Nick Fury is AWOL, and here he is, kicked back in his chair giving orders like nothing ever happened. I don't get it. At least the art is better than that horrible "Inevitable" series. Yick.[/align]

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[align=center]Lots of fighting, and Peter Parker gets a brief Gitmo treatment. I'm just waiting for this team to implode. Too bad, this was a great run. Still is, but it feels like it's going to trash itself at any minute. Oh, and Jessica Drew is drawn like a porn star. I'd hit it.[/align]

by **darthpsychotic** » May 31st 2006 11:47 am

0 Day Comics more like -1 Day Comics... This past weekend was Memorial Day in 'Merica thus pushing New Comics Wednesday to Thursday. Yet...

deez bookz be "up" :XD:

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by **kane_starkiller** » May 31st 2006 4:56 pm

interesting....killfest

by **TroyObliX** » May 31st 2006 10:12 pm

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More to follow, but I haven't read em' yet.

by **Bandersnatch** » June 1st 2006 9:22 am

I always thought comic books were gay...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/books/06/01/batwoman.uncloseted.ap/

by **Obi-Wan Starkiller** » June 1st 2006 9:33 am

Anybody have pictures of her taking a lickin in the batcave?

by **TroyObliX** » June 1st 2006 10:26 am

Bandersnatch wrote:I always thought comic books were gay...

Takes one to blow one. :whatevaho:

by **Topeka** » June 1st 2006 10:40 am

I wonder how sexual orientation affects being a superhero? :monocle:

by **darthpsychotic** » June 7th 2006 2:41 am

Dateline: Wednesday morning June 7 2006 4am EST

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by **kane_starkiller** » June 8th 2006 6:52 pm

Panel by panel re-telling of the first 20 minutes of Superman 1.

by **Hade** » June 9th 2006 3:33 am

Yeah. It was kind of surprising...and disappointing. :what:

by **darthpsychotic** » June 13th 2006 11:33 pm

It is almost 1am EST on this 0Day Wednesday and already there are two new books up...
[s]updated: 8 books up by 5am EST[/s]
[s]updated: 12 books up by 7pm EST[/s]
updated: 16 books up by 11pm EST :cool:

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by **Steelsheen** » June 14th 2006 11:54 am

Superman Prequels and Wonder Woman #01 :heavymetal:

by **darthpsychotic** » June 21st 2006 12:06 am

Dateline Wednesday 1:35am

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Once again new books are up before your local comics store is even open. :siren:

update: 18 books up by the 12am Thursday EST

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by **Dark Lord of the Mitch** » June 21st 2006 11:33 am

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New X-Men and Astonishing X-Men are the best X-titles out today (that I'm reading at least).

by **darthpsychotic** » June 21st 2006 11:15 pm

This will be merged in the "hay guys we got 0Days up in here lol" thread unless you want to comment specifically about The Ultimates. :cool:

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by **Hade** » June 21st 2006 11:53 pm

I'm totally into this Superman Returns prequel comic. After the first one, I thought it was just going to be S:TM redone in comic form.

But now a Luthor story from prison, setting evrything up for the movie.

Sweet!

by **TroyObliX** » June 22nd 2006 12:10 pm

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And the rest, I haven't read....yet. Thanks again DP. Wendsdays aren't just for the weekly bathing anymore. :monocle:

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