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PostPosted: April 13th 2006 10:02 am 
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....And here I've been eating them plain this whole time.


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"She's been walked on and stepped on so many times
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She was crying when I met her, she cries harder today
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PostPosted: April 13th 2006 1:57 pm 
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I have always thought women should watch more Bruce Lee movies.


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They don't show Bruce Lee movies on the Lifetime network


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PostPosted: April 14th 2006 5:29 pm 
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...and what do they all have in common? They don't know when to shut the fuck up.





Sorry. Punchline to a joke I heard once...


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this is so bad it makes me giggle


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why does my wife have two black eyes ?

because I had to tell her twice.


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250k battered wives....but how many annoyed husbands? :o


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PostPosted: July 12th 2006 1:59 am 
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What about battered husbands?


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Don't make me slap you around KillWell :whatevaho:


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PostPosted: July 12th 2006 8:42 am 
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Why don't you just do his name to him? :spawnn:


Btw, welcome back IU.


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IT's good to be home Troy :)

KillWell is a new forum's gril btw, which is why she fronts for the sisters ;)


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He's got curly hair and glasses.
He's almost wished that knife in his chest....


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KillWell is a new forum's gril btw


Have you confirmed this or is this just assumed until she pisses you off??

Oh, and my wife beats me silly, fyi. But the only battering that goes on, though, is the administering of the baby batter. :o


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Don't make me slap you around KillWell :whatevaho:


I like to see you try it! :mad:


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Ooooooooooooohhhh.....


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This battle of the violent cliche' cutesies is getting me moist.


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TroyObliX wrote:
Have you confirmed this or is this just assumed until she pisses you off??


I can confirm the truth of this one being XX from the grt-go ;)


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That's what she gets when supper's not on the table when I get home.


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I put my man in the emergency room one time for saying I was bitchy because of PMS. You can do a lot with a sheet and a baseball bat, esp. when they're sleeping, killme. :mad:




(I shoud also admit to being a forum girl) :cathead:


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ps you mispelled "gril" :O


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I suck at the internets. :(


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change 'at' to 'on' and I'm going to go join these mysterious 'internets'. :monocle:


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The only interesting thing at myspace are the ads

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Bandersnatch wrote:
[img]gun%20picture[/img]


I did something like that to a girl once except I actually pulled the trigger, the girl didn't die but the side of her jaw got blown off and she looks like a horrible creature now


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Shot through tehe <3, and ur 2 blame.....


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The only interesting thing at myspace are the ads

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and your complete lack of a profile. Step up douchebag.


So, having a myspace profile means something to people.....god I hope that bird flu kicks in soon.


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and your complete lack of a profile.

Can we get a pic of your profile?

Please?

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