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Now that Episode 3 is out on DVD what happens in the world of Star wars now?

You know, they say that there arn't any stupid questions. Only stupid people who ask questions. Which one is this?

How about you look around the site, possibly under Star Wars: The television series. In case you can't find it, HERE'S THE DAMN LINK!!


http://www.millenniumfalcon.com/phpbb/viewforum.php?f=26

Any word on the upcoming box set and its contents?

it will have all 6 movies in it

So it won't have the Ewok Adventures?

it will include my very own special starwar battlefront2 scenario where the ewoks get fried by gungan energy balls

Lucas released a statement saying how he realized how terrible his current version of ROTS is. So he's decided to include this mother's kid's version of the film in the upcoming box set:

Revenge Of The Kids

Review by Katrina Maguire

GEORGE Lucas is about to receive a letter from my nine year old son informing him that his history of that famous galaxy far, far away is about as accurate as a light saber in the hands of an ewok.

Anakin Skywalker, my little boy's hero, was never tempted by the dark side, let alone fated to become its leading evildoer, and Lucas's attempts to cast him in that evil twilight have caused the Stars Wars writer and producer to grow horns on his head and develop glowing hot coals for eyes.

This week I explained to my son that he wouldn't be seeing Revenge Of The Sith, the final instalment of Star Wars, for two reasons - one because of it's reputed violence and darkness and two because seeing the hero of The Phantom Menace and Attack Of The Clones turn so breathtakingly evil, particularly when he is the idol of children the world over, is amoral movie making at its worst and a betrayal of childish trust.

I was suprised by son's reaction. "I don't want to see it anyway," he said. "George Lucas doesn't know what he's talking about. Why would a good hero become evil? He wouldn't have been a hero in the first place, would he?

"It's too stupid. If Anakin was Darth Vader then Darth Vader couldn't have been so bad, could he? George Lucas is dumb".

Indeed, if George Lucas thinks Anakin Skywalker is his character to remake and remould however he chooses, he may be seriously mistaken.

Judging by my son's reaction I can see Revenge Of The Sith spawning a whole range of breach of copyright actions as the young followers of Anakin Skywalker attempt to correct this perverted telling of his story.

My young one has vowed to remake the movie and has already started work on the script.

I hope it's a vast improvement on Lucas's effort. This producer has betrayed his young fans just as he has Anakin betraying the Jedi younglings in one of the movie's most horrific moments.
Anakin Skywalker enters the council room to find the younglings hiding behind seats. As they emerge one reputedly asks, "What should we do, Master Anakin?" The question is met with a stony faced Skywalker firing up his lightsaber. Cut! The next time you see the younglings Master Yoda is identifying their corpses.

Revenge Of The Sith sounds as though it is little more than George Lucas wallowing in a sea of self indulgence. He apparently has no concern about conflicting the emotions of children and breaking their hearts. It would be a different matter if The Star Wars series hadn't been pitched at children, as it has been until now.

I hope parents and kids vote with their feet on this movie and keep walking past the cinemas that are showing it after it premieres at the end of this month. Who knows, it may just inspire George Lucas to research the history of that galaxy with greater diligence.

I recently spoke with this kid and he tells me that in his version of ROTS Anakin battles his evil clone. Anakin then runs away to Endor with Jar Jar and they live happily ever after.

C'mon! It's very highbrow stuff.

Mothers like to fuck, she should stick with that.

Just read the last paragraph. One word...AWESOME

The ULTIMATE in Women's Body Piercing...



... because I can...

It's just over a yea untill the 30th anniversary of the classic trilogy and we haven't heard anything? Nothing about a box set or anything? I know there's plenty of rumours going round? I'm sure George is aware of that and i hate him for that. HE should put us all out of our misery!!!!

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Has this guy ever posted about any other subject? He's sort of like Agent Smith in this regard, just in the other direction.

Course. I'm well known around these parts. Not popular but still im weel kknow, lol.

No he hasn't posted on any other subject. I agree he is sort of like Agent Smith. People like him and Agent Smith just need to be gagged for life.

TPM: Yoda now looks like... Yoda.
OT: Some troopers sound like Temura Morrison now.

Those are the only things I've heard about. Kashyyyk better be added to the ROTJ celebration, though. Since they added Padme's homeplanet, Chewie's planet could do with a revisit. Have Wookiees bashing stormtroopers, or something.

You mean like the original plan for ROTJ, before the Care Bears?

thanx Vt-16. that's all i wanted to know.

With any luck, one or more of the following:

Star Wars 3-D
Mysterious future Star Wars DVDs
Clone Wars CG television series
Star Wars live action show

Yeah, it'd be just a couple of seconds at the end there, sliced in between Naboo and Coruscant for instance, but it'd be a good book-end to Chewie's struggle.

IF there was news, don't you think someone would have posted it?

THATS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

You're a complete dumb fuck....

How was this gem (the bean) missed during the great purge?

I dunno', Mr. Bean does seem mainly interested in future dvd releases judging by most of his posts. I suppose this thread is kind of like going into a public room and shouting a question, hoping someone will answer you. Some folks will answer "No" or "maybe this will happen blah blah etc". And some people will just look at you and say "Shut the fuck up!!".

I usually wonder why those of the "Shut the fuck up" variety even bother. People will either shut the fuck up or they won't. Pointing out that you want them to just makes you look like a dick.

With that said, I just hope any future dvd's will play on my existing dvd player. That, and the supposed yoda re-make, and I'll be happy. I wouldn't expect any "real/official" news untill Oct. or Nov, if even then. But what the fuck do I know.

I heard Lucas is making a special edition ROTS where Anakin doesn't give in to the Dark Side. Apparently he thought it would be a lot more dramatic. How this will affect the OT remains to be seen.


I darenot speculate.

Recently I discovered Agent Smith comes from Lapdog Robert's site "OperationSombero" and goes by "Texaco over Mexico" over there. Not only that, Agent Smith has another account called "jaks1966" which is also part of their email address.

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Which means Agent Smith/jaks1996/Texaco over Mexico just got some tickets... some Get On The Get Out Of MF Bus tickets beep beep.





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I knew it was going to be a good day.

Ha! Figured as much. Thanks for that info DP. Glad to see Agent Smith finally gone. He annoyed me too much.

It's time to get on the short bus! Boy does this take me back to my childhood.

99% of the time, a dissenting view point can be productive in a healthy debate. However, that 1% that isn't just happened to occur whenever Agent Smith got online.

Bye Agent Elrond. :gb2rivendel:

I'm sure that's a sarcastic question.

Are we talking about this guy?

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I heard Elves have a head for gardening.

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