That pic was taken by sisterthefirst fyi, and mommathefirst is actually sawhorsing the lower third of my gut under the desk.
Yes, I truly have no defense here. I've resorted to "your momma and your sister" comments and prankapple. Hopefully by the time I get back from "Star Trek: The experience", I will have gotten better at this. I am sorry Lord, give me strength. Strength enough to wedge this chair out of my gigantic ass and put on my man-bra.