by TroyObliX » June 12th 2006 12:04 am
Dear Ichabod Crane,
If you have a child, I request that you name them 'Technique'. That way, in home room in High School, when the teacher takes attendance (do they do that anymore?) They will call out "Crane, Technique", and then rather than answer, your child can just stand up and get all Daniel-san shouting "No Can Defense!!". It would be a riot, and a real hit with the ladies. If not, please drop dead asap, or just stop logging onto the internet and coming here. If you do, please be meaner and more insulting for fucking humors sake. And I would also like to offer my information for $89.95/ USD, today only special. No gaurantee of completion is implied by this offer, not valid in CA, AL, or Puerto Rico.
Thank you-your friend,
Troy0