Ya' see, when they started to pelt the front of my house and windows with baseball sized rocks, I turned all pussy and ran inside to call the fuzz. So the only thing I saw was shades of blackness. But they were definately under 20. The cops showed up and detained some kids down the street from me, but I couldn't say for sure it was them. I couldn't let the wrong guys get in trouble just because I was pissed and wanted it to be them, so truth is I couldn't positively say that's who it was. So now I get to pay for it myself.
Ive got a motocross helmet and a couple of hammers by the front door, but I doubt I'd recognize the bastards if they walked by, unless they start throwing shit. Then....it's hammer-time.
I am seriously not a racist though. I'm Irish for cryin' out loud, a hundred years ago I would've been considered sub-human. I like to think were all individuals. All of us except those with outtie bellybuttons of course. You folks are fucking gross.