Passion of the Mel

[Obi-Wan Starkiller]

This guy is a fuckin idiot. At least he has plenty of money.

[Topeka]

I voted for Tom.
Mel has always been a closet Nazi so the latest is no real surprise.

[TroyObliX]

This thread is far too "PC" for my PC. I voted for the floozie. You're all a bunch of Jews to me fyi.

[Obi-Wan Starkiller]

Thanks, sweet-tits. I wanted to add a fifth option for Ban "MF User of your choice" but I guess I was out of options.

[Bandersnatch]

Voted Jesus H. Christ.

That dude never answers my prayers.

[Obi-Wan Starkiller]

TroyOblix already told you why. You're Jewish, You don't believe in Jesus H. Christ or James Cavieziel.

[TroyObliX]

Prayers are just called "wishfulthinking-Ihopeso's" where I come from, and Jesus doesn't answer them because he's dead. He doesn't answer his cell anymore either.

[Obi-Wan Starkiller]

Sprint cut his cell phone off because they don't accept fishes and loaves as payment. Or water to wine.

[TroyObliX]

Kirk Cameron is monitoring this thread and making his "left behind" list to give to the big JC. I'm sure he's also wondering why he isn't getting any shout-outs. I always thought Carol Seever was cute before she started throwing up all over the "Growing Pains" set. I wonder if that gets me any brownie points with the End Time make believers.

[Streen]

Voted for Mel. That whole epidsoe was patheic.

[bearvomit]

Yeah, Mel is a dumbfuck, but Tom Cruise believes I have a Thetan up my ass that was planted by Xenu 75 million years ago and he wants to get it out so I'll be free to give him my paycheck everymonth.

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