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 Post subject: Major Spoilers
PostPosted: September 27th 2006 8:59 pm 
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Humans are utterly insignificant in the larger scheme of intergalactic existence, just a small species projecting their own mental idolatries onto the vast cosmos, ever susceptible to be wiped from existence at any moment. The majority of undiscerning humans are worthless ignorant insectoid creatures in a universe governed by forces much vaster and more powerful than them, which, due to humanity's small, visionless and unimportant nature, they do not recognize. There is no benevolent loving God of any kind, and if a higher power does exist we would be viewed by It would not feel love or even hate toward humanity, It would simply be completely indifferent to us, viewing us not as children or even servants but as nothing more than bacteria or, at best, a failed experiment long forgotten. Eventually the human race will disappear, much as the dinosaurs before them did. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars which will also disappear. Everything will disappear in time, consumed by entropy, and the entire universe will be reduced to an infinite nothingness inhabited solely by random scattered bits of matter with no design or pattern to them. And what human beings do is just as free of sense or meaning as the free motion of those elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure fictions.


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PostPosted: September 27th 2006 10:05 pm 
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I have a big weiner.


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PostPosted: September 28th 2006 12:13 am 
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MTH wrote:
I have a big weiner.


SO DOES YOUR MOM.


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PostPosted: September 28th 2006 5:37 am 
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I AM YOUR MOM

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PostPosted: September 28th 2006 6:56 am 
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I knew the topic was "Major Spoilers" and I clicked anyway. Now I've been ruined to the surprise that Bandersnatch is MTH mother and she has a big weiner.

Oh well, I'll catch it when it comes out on anamorphic DVD.


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PostPosted: October 4th 2006 8:10 pm 
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I'd prefer to see the origional edition where it was a cocktail weiner before special effects were added to make it look big.


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PostPosted: October 4th 2006 8:58 pm 
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I heard in that edition, Bandersnatch cums first.


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PostPosted: October 5th 2006 5:08 am 
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That scene was re-edited so as to not make me look like a mercenary porn star.


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PostPosted: October 5th 2006 8:03 am 
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Bandersnatch wrote:
mercenary porn star.


That is the greatest job title ever. Now I know what to put on job applications to cover the years I was abducted by aliens. Thanks!


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 Post subject: Re: Major Spoilers
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