millenniumfalcon.com

or BlacksOnArmenians.com

The story is a month old but the videos are somewhat new and it's being posted here because it can be complete with obvious zings. For a home video it sure looks professionally shot. The pissing part hasn't been leaked yet, however.

Kim Kardashian is Armenian - a group of people who went to court and won the fight to be white. KDash looks black which is probably due to her hair extensions, chest implants, and butt implants. She looks aight to me... I mean I would piss on her.

RayJ is the brother of Moesha's Brandy. Moesha recently rear-ended (someone on the highway that is) and killed some middle eastern woman during the time period between December 25 2006 and January 1 2007... otherwise known as Kwanzaa.

RayJ is now screwing Whitney Houston.

breastse

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kitty

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doggystyle

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I'd hit it. I didn't see any golden showers happening though, is that just peeoetic license? Oh, I get it now. Hasn't been "leaked" yet, durrr.....I'm slow and shit.

Very punny.