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by **DoubleSith** » February 3rd 2007 12:22 am

http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=39339

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Spider-Man and Captain Jack Sparrow say he had it coming. :chewbacca:

by **TroyObliX** » February 3rd 2007 9:06 am

I wonder if he was a transfer from cell block 1138.

by **DoubleSith** » March 23rd 2007 9:13 pm

http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=local&id=5142953

Chewie got in trouble again, but this time it was Batman who got arrested!

Who will protect Gotham now?

HOLLYWOOD, Mar. 22, 2007 - Joining a list of Hollywood street performers including Elmo, Mr. Incredible and Chewbacca, Batman was arrested Thursday at the corner of Hollywood Blvd. and Highland Ave.

Batman reportedly insisted on using a portable toilet that was rented by local union workers who were picketing a local business on the boulevard.

An argument between the performer and some of the picketers escalated, whereupon Batman proceeded to remove his cape and assume an aggressive posture, taunting the picketers and appearing to pick a fight.

Another street performer dressed as Chewbacca came along and Batman apprised him of the situation. Chewbacca then removed his head-mask and confronted the picketers as well.

Soon thereafter, the LAPD arrived on the scene and arrested Batman.

According to Michael Neiter, a local artist who happened to be on the scene: "I think a lot of the characters and people out here get treated unfairly by the police. They [the police] tend to be a little rough-handed; they arrest people when they really don't need to."

Street performer "Hollywood Afro-man" who witnessed the altercation, held the opposite view: "He's [Batman] no good for here, that's why a lot of the characters named him 'Bat-trash' -- because he's got a trashy mouth."

The LAPD said Batman became belligerent when he was taken to the station, began banging his head, and even kicked out a window in a patrol car.

Batman was arrested for disorderly conduct and booked at Parker Center.

Cameras from the "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" television show were on hand to capture the entire incident.

by **TroyObliX** » March 23rd 2007 10:03 pm

Bat-trash is'nt that creative, they should call him guano and wait for him to figure it out.

I hope to run into a street performer that looks like the new Ultron, and then fuck it. It's not cheating if it's a machine, right?

by **DoubleSith** » July 8th 2007 6:40 pm

http://cbs2.com/topstories/local_story_189191142.html

Chewie at it again: this time he tried to get it on with Marylin Monroe!

He got away, though. :chewbacca:

(CBS) HOLLYWOOD, Calif. A Chewbacca impersonator sexually assaulted a Marilyn Monroe impersonator in front of the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood in June. The wookie then evaded arrest, police said.

According to an officer with the LAPD, Chewbacca allegedly took the platinum-coiffed actress's hand and placed it on his private parts as the characters performed for tips from tourists.

The sidewalk in front of the Kodak Theater, which is part of the Hollywood at Highland complex, is often crowded with characters that pose for tourist cameras and tips. On occasion, police have been sent to the complex to separate feuding actors.

Earlier in the year, police arrested an actor in a Chewbacca costume after a tour guide told him to stop harassing a pair of Japanese tourists. Police are unsure if the same wookie is involved in today's assault.

The premiere of the new "Harry Potter" movie was under way during the alleged altercation, said Los Angeles police Sgt. David Torres.

Chewbacca, whose real name was not available, fled before police arrived, Torres said.

However, Torres is sure the hairy assailant would be caught soon.

"He's always there (at the theater)," he said.

by **ETandElliott** » July 8th 2007 6:53 pm

I like how they referred to him as a Wookiee.

by **TroyObliX** » July 8th 2007 7:55 pm

They should just hang some furry meat on a stick and wait for him to spring the trap on himself and his rebel friends, catching them in a big home-made net cleverly hidden in the underbrush.

[marq=right] :chewbacca: