Happy 911 Everybody!

[Bandersnatch]

Why didn't Superman save the people in the World Trade Center?









Because he was in a wheelchair.




[web]http://www.ooze.com/articles/9-11-jokes.html[/web]

[TroyObliX]

I'm all for tastelessness and wrongness in humor, but the jokes on that page weren't really all that funny.

The Superman one was pretty LoL, though.

[Bandersnatch]

The Superman one was pretty LoL, though.

Thanks. That's a Bandersnatch original from 5 1/2 years ago.

You're right, the jokes on that site were pretty lame.

[TroyObliX]

Some of my favorite mean jokes include:

-What's the difference between African Americans and snow tires?

[spoil]Snow tires don't start singing when you put chains on them.
[marq=right]:roll: [/marq]
[/spoil]


-Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

[spoil]She preffered to wash up on shore.
[marq=left]:XD: [/marq]
[/spoil]


-Did you know that toothpaste was invented in Kentucky?

[spoil]Because if it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called teethpaste.
[marq=right] (gratuitous toothless emoticon salute) [/marq]
[/spoil]

And kind of a lame one:

-They just passed a law in Arkansas that finally clears up a few things. If a man and woman get a divorce, regardless of the State in which it takes place, they are still brother and sister, no matter what Momma says.
[spoil][marq=left] Stop flirting at the Family Reunion m'kay thanks [/marq]
[/spoil]
I'm sure I've heard some funnier ones but I'm kind of sleepy.

goddamnedrottenmutherfuckinghourpluscommuteat5AMisdrivingmenuckinfutsIhateit

Sorry bout' that, it just slipt out.

[Obi-Wan Starkiller]

You'll get use to it. Man up, pussy!

[ETandElliott]

The "two large planes" one was good.

[Bandersnatch]

[bearvomit]

bunch of assholes, all of ya.

[Bandersnatch]

And quite proud of it.

[TroyObliX]

I'm an asshole for hire, but not in the male prostitute kind of way.

[Bandersnatch]

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