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Lindsay Lohan has stripped down and is full frontal as Marilyn Monroe in a photo shoot that will thrill some but likely infuriate many observers that will believe that the pictures are a stretch for attention by using an American icon. The photos are very well done but it is hard to imagine that they won't be criticized.

Photographer Bert Stern is the same photographer that shot Marilyn forty-six years ago but after looking at all of the shots, certainly it will be a stretch to say that Lindsay Lohan pulled it off. I can somewhere here Lloyd Benson saying, 'I knew Marilyn Monroe, she was a friend of mine, and Lindsay Lohan you are no Marilyn Monroe.

But it is easy to predict that something like this was coming as the buzz has died down considerably around LiLo and she needs a boost. Lohan is completely in the buff in all of the photos and shows her breasts as well. That certainly makes her upcoming film roles expand somewhat in the future.

The shots are all here and NY Mag. The first click over will be safe, but of course as you run through the ten photo series they will not be as she shoes off her body. As this makes its way through the celebrity blogs be ready for heavy criticism for La Lohan.

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Great balls of fire, not even a jumbo paper bag can save her.

The first one seems ok but then they kinda go downhill slowly after that. The B&W was nice though.

One has to wonder, why did that idiot of photographer pick her over better looking Hollywood Actresses?

Umm I actually wouldn't hit it.

^ It's the wig. I bet the pics would've turned out a lot better if they'd used her natural hair... which, I realize, wouldn't achieve that Marilyn thing they were going for but whatever.

Wow, I just threw up in my mouth a little. Woof.

I'll admit it. If given the chance, I'd show the freckles some love.

I'd bury my face in that busom but after the first photo, I felt a little queezy.

What the hell is up with the wig? Bad move.

I saw this in another forum, and thought of your post:

you're all full of shit! you know damn well she's hotter trim than any of us are getting currently or in the past. quit pretending you'd turn it down.


I'd hit it harder than Charlie Murphy!

Speak for yourself Nuckfuggets. I'm not going to post the nudie pics I snapped of Mrs ObliX online any time soon, but theres no way that bugged eyed Lo-crackhead with measely hip skin is hotter than my woman. But to each his own I suppose. Some people like ugly over-hyped celebripussy.

Now, this chick (nsfw+one p/up for the pro-clickers), if this thread was about her we'd be having a very different conversation. But the Lohan, not so much.

I'm not a fan of fake breasts, but if they were in my face I wouldn't say no.

I can't argue with either of you on that...

Connect the Dots.

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Gracias Duke...

Nice breasts.

I might hit it drunk.

I'd take knob so that I could bukkake on that freckled face.

I'd probably still hit it...

...with a brick.

Or a golf club.

You know what guys? I think we've got the idea for the next great viral flash game of the internet!

You guys are all liars.

And you all know it.

You are the wisest man alive.

I'm totally lying now.

Hey, I said I'd go on her face.

Poor girl went downhill fast.

Yeah I agree... I can't remember why I ever found her attractive now.

Same goes for Britney, though this



quickly reminds me how far shes fallen...

Lindsay pretty much looks the same.