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The problem with the Star Wars prequels is they have no human interest.

I don’t care about the Separatists because they are silly looking and are mind numbingly stupid.

I don’t care about the battle droids because they are impersonal machines.

I don’t care about the clones because they are all basically the same heartless killer that Jango was, and have little to no human emotion.

I don’t care about the Jedi because they are practically invincible and don’t have much emotion either.

I don’t care about the Republic because it is for the most part made up of ugly, corrupt politicians.

So basically, I’m watching a huge battle between stupid lizard men, robots, clones, politicians and emotionless super-humans. Big whoop. At least in the OT you could cheer for the Rebels. They were real, flawed, emotional humans beings. The Episode I battles at least had some human interest with the Naboo guards and pilots. I mean, C’mon Lucas, the majority of your new characters are emotionless. Star Wars has become more machine than man now, just like someone else we all know ...

Then don't watch it and spare us your pissy ramblings.

Ditto...

I almost feel bad that the person put so much effort into registering, just so they could make that long winded rant of a post that no one's really going to ever read more than a line of.

*yawn*

Prequel hate is so 8 years ago.

The last one came one almost three years ago. Let it go, man. Let it go.

He should really ease into it, making a whinge-fest your first post is like going for the bum on the first date...

Just have a coffee, enjoy the moment...

Ahhh fresh meat for the pack. Dinner is served boys!

I'm kind of happy and kind of sad that this post got moved into reservation. Part of me wanted to give a serious reply about the PT enhancing the OT (watch them all back to back sometime if you don't believe me). And while some fans may have found the PT so far removed from what they expected/wanted to see from Episodes I-III that they never really gave them a chance, the fact that it was a completely different era demanded that it feel dramatically different as well.

The other part of me wanted to find sande561 and give him a hug because his witto' feewins got hurted by duh big mean Lucas man and his mean bad moovies, waaaahhh etc.

I feel mildly dumber for having posted this, fyi. This thread needs more porn.

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Ask and you shall recieve I suppose.

Things are seriously turning around for this thread. I shall watch it's progress with great interest.

Plus, I'm hoping someone pirated the "Porn Wars".

I wish I had.
But instead, here is a very cheesy voice over I did recently:

http://ourohio.org/index.php?page=ohio-dairy

Cheesy....HA!

Not as cool as a Frankensteiner, however. And I just realized that professional wrestling is about as far away from porn as you can get. Well, the porn I enjoy anyways.

your Frankensteiner video was copyrighted by "breasts N Ass" and is no longer available. maybe you were referring to this:
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