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Funny and worth mentioning: Sexy Txt Messaging. Yes, there is a hot chick who wears a Darth Vadar mask and masturbates with a lightsaber!

Not really.

Don't hurt the new guy's feelingings AK.

I thought forced removal of all ability to feel was mandatory upon registering.

Tell that to NewYorkSlacker.

It's tough love.

The kind that involves a baseball bat or the kind that involves a car battery and some wire?

I contend that NY was a mutant that somehow grew them back, or had a separate set hidden away.

Nice bander. What the fuck is up with the nubs lately?

This clip is totally non-crankable. As porn I give it a -1. It was mildly smirk inspiring, though. Not really funny, but I grinned.

It was the fluffer-nutter, wasn't it?

I like when new members get involved. Because it's always a surprise. I wish they would all come here first though. It would save a lot of time.

Reservation should say "You must introduce yourself here before posting in other threads". But then, where would all the awesome train-wreck moments come from?

We all have our moments. I used to appear completely retarded in here. Nothing has changed there, obviously. But as far as hurt feelings and sadness on the internet are concerned, have more sex with real people. Typing "I'm sorry I hurt your feelings" to someone else and pressing send, in any scenario, seems like such a waste of time, you'd have to be an idiot to do it. I feel stupider having thought that through, fyi.

Just because it's the weekend, blanca nalgas muy grande. (nsfw)

A few things, I don't think new members should be referred to as nubs or nubs or what-have-you. I like to think of the place as where someone can just jump-in and post under a dorky screen name without having to worry about being accepted in an incestuous circlejerk where everyone knows their first name or learn the "hilarious" in-jokes ala myspace or livejournal (or for that matter).

The op originally posted this thread in General Dis but the topic was moved here in stupid shit forum. Yes, the video is stupid and I tried my best to embed it in the post using the elite MF bbcodes to no avail.

op should get props for not reposting Sky's Day Off again because thats what I fully expected seeing when opening the topic.

More Star Wars porn please.

As you wish...

That's hot(h).