It's been 63 years to the day that we nipped those Nips once and for all.

FUCK YEAH, AMERICA!

And some extra thanks to all those sleazy, backstabbing commies in Russia too, those deceitful red bastards played a big role in helping us kick some scrawny yellow ass.
Now I'm going to go celebrate our hard-earned freedom by doing copious amounts of illicit drugs.

FUCK YEAH, AMERICA!
