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Proof that Hollywood has Officially Run out of Ideas

Postby CloneCommander » September 26th 2008 5:23 am

Remaking Red Dawn:
Dan Bradley to Direct Red Dawn Remake, Carl Ellsworth to Write

Posted on Wednesday, July 9th, 2008 at 9:20 am by: Hunter Stephenson

Look at C. Thomas Howell in the yearbook photo above. Today’s teens need to aim higher. Emptying today’s “post-9/11″ quota is screenwriter Carl Ellsworth (Disturbia, Y: The Last Man adaptation) who will pen the remake of 1984’s Red Dawn, the beloved Russian invasion teen patriot movie that inspired Toy Soldiers and many a neighborhood ground warz. Ellsworth described his take to the Hollywood Reporter…

“The tone is going to be very intense, very much keeping in mind the post-9/11 world that we’re in,” says Ellsworth, who was 11 when the original was released. “As ‘Red Dawn’ scared the heck out of people in 1984, we feel that the world is kind of already filled with a lot of paranoia and unease, so why not scare the hell out of people again?”

Two things: If we’re switching out the Ruskies (and Cubans) for Osama bin Laden, does the title still make sense? Also, was the point of writer-director John Milius’s original to frighten people or simply to kill people non-stop on screen and give bored video store employees a chance to connect with their plebeian customers? Don’t overthink it, Ellsworth. Don’t turn Red Dawn into [shudder] The Siege!

MGM, which is also ramping up the RoboCop remake, has signed Dan Bradley to direct. Bradley’s filmography goes on for days and days. He’s worked as a second unit director on the last two Spider-Man films, Superman Returns, the last two Bourne films, and is currently working on Quantum of Solace. His list of credits for coordinating stunts—-which are nearly as vital as the director for this remake—-includes every movie you’ve seen in the last 20 years. Go for it.

No word if the new (and not yet cast) batch of fresh faces (cough, Corey Haim), will shout “Wolverines!”


and this is going to be another Michael Bay Disaster:
The Birds (2009)
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Director:
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Paul Harris Boardman (writer)
Scott Derrickson (writer)
Release Date:
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A remake of Alfred Hitchcock's 1963 thriller about a flock of birds that take over a quiet Northern California town.


It's sad that it's actually come to this.
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Postby The_Somnambulist » September 26th 2008 6:20 am

This doesn't bother me in the slightest way. Those movies are really dated.

If you truly want new and fresh ideas, there are 1,000 lifetimes worth of content on the independent film circuit. Now more than easier to access thanks to the internet.
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Postby dusith » September 26th 2008 6:20 am

How the hell does anyone think they can re-make a Hitchcock film? Some things should just be left alone. I guess that this is just further proof that the writers in Hollywood needed to go on strike to remind us of their plight as a downtrodden and valuable asset to society?
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Postby The_Somnambulist » September 26th 2008 6:22 am

How can you re-make a Hitchcock film? Easy as shit. Just reshoot his plentiful storyboards.
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Postby CloneCommander » September 26th 2008 6:57 am

The_Somnambulist wrote:This doesn't bother me in the slightest way. Those movies are really dated.

If you truly want new and fresh ideas, there are 1,000 lifetimes worth of content on the independent film circuit. Now more than easier to access thanks to the internet.

I do enjoy a lot of the independent films that have come out lately, and there have been some really good foreign films too. I'm really hoping that Hollywood will implode upon itself, so that they can realize that they really no longer know how to make a film.
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Postby dusith » September 26th 2008 12:41 pm

The_Somnambulist wrote:How can you re-make a Hitchcock film? Easy as shit. Just reshoot his plentiful storyboards.


Sure, but unless it's in B & W it'll look awful. He composed his storyboards with that in mind. Besides, most moviegoers are too jaded now... I don't think anyone is going to buy into a 'scary flock of birds' theme. With the exception of a few movies, independents films provide better story content.

But what the fuck do I know, Tom Cruise keeps getting work.
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Postby Bandersnatch » September 27th 2008 4:24 am

The_Somnambulist wrote:Those movies are really dated.


"Red Dawn" was dated the day after it came out. I thought it was a total piece of shit at the time.

Although I hate the idea of silly remakes, maybe this one will actually work or at least be a better movie that the dorky original.
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Postby TroyObliX » September 27th 2008 11:38 am

I fucking loved Red Dawn. Of course, I've been rooting on the Appocalypse since 83', so maybe I'm biased. A remake of it is a stupid idea. Unless they let me in it. Then, it's obviously a genius move on Hollywoods part. Still, the movie isn't alltogether that outdated.

The Red Dawn DVD has a blood and guts counter of sorts that tracks explosions, kills and various other acts of violence that really made me chuckle. When it wasn't causing my DVD player to freeze up, that is.
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Postby The_Somnambulist » September 27th 2008 12:37 pm

I have really enjoyed the few Milius films I've seen, and many of them are still immensely enjoyable and thoughtful entertainments, even by today's standards - probably more so. However, the screenwriter is correct regarding the resemblance of the social/political aspect of this particular film to our own time. Quite a bit has happened on the world stage since the 80s that would justify a remake and reinterpretation of this cult classic. Taking advantage of the fear and paranoia shouldn't be the priority, though. Do we really need to add more fuel to the fire of fear and xenophobia that is already gripping the country (or atleast half of it anyway)?

By the way, would it be plausible to have Al Qaeda or some other Middle-Eastern terrorist network stage any sort of large-scale invasion on U.S. soil where guerilla warfare on the part of the ordinary American citizens would become a necessity? I can't quite remember how the U.S. government in the original Red Dawn failed to stymie such an invasion, but I'm sure, by today's standards of incredibly sophisticated and plentiful military capability (God bless the military-industrial-congressional complex), we'd be able to stop such an event. Will the result inevitably be some sort of right-wing fantasy that dispatches any sense of reality in order to prop up "300"-styled values and heroes?

I guess we'll find out soon.

Personally, I'd like to see the French play the invaders.
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