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Post Posted: December 31st 2011 11:46 pm
 
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the man is a slobbering hound dog on my tv. it's starting to get embarrassing for the guy. someone wipe his chin!


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When 900 years old you are, look that good you will not musherflamurrer (thats 'motherfucker' in slobbery-geezer for all you kiddos out there).


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Dick Clark has been dead for several years now. What you saw last night was an animatronic puppet. They still need to do some work on the skin tone and synching its mouth with the voice synth.

"More Human Than Human" is ABC's new motto.


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not only was he slobbering, the dude was orange! that shit was scary at 1080p man! imagine a tag team monster movie of him and Roger Ebert coming at you in the dark.

Imagine, you're tied to a chair, it's dark, a lone lightbulb swings back and forth overhead, giving only glimpses of two figures standing in the room with you. One is Dick Clark, he has a leather leash tied around the neck of Roger who is on all fours, naked in the corner. Roger wants a piece of you. His neck skin flaps around violently as he drools in anticipation of his next meal. Dick snaps him back, careful to make this enjoyable for himself. His orange skin and shiny pink lips illuminate from the swinging light bulb. "I'mm goonn-a take dis nice....aaand slssooow." Dick says as he gives Roger some slack. Roger pounces on you, knocking you backwards into the floor, still tied to the chair, unable to move. His tongue drags across your forehead as you smell his horrible breath, heaving through his jaw-less mouth. Dick tightens the leash, keeping Roger only inches away from your face. "Juuusst a taasste, Roo-rrroaadger." He says as Rodger swings his massive weight towards you again, this time scraping his upper teeth across your nose, cutting it....


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I have a new appreciation for bearvomit's imagination. Thanks for the New Years Nightmare. :o

But don't get me wrong, I have a great admiration for Dick Clark. I want to be just like him when I die. I just want to do it OFF the air...


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Cool fanfic, bro. I'm sure you can find someone in a dark corner of the internet to illustrate it for you.

Happy New Year, MF!


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i want 2 million up front and 10% on the back end. bandersnatch can have 30k for coming up with the title but the rest of you can suck the hind tit.


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I just want to be able to say I knew you "when you were just a racist e-person". You've grown into such a fine American lunatic. You should be proud.

Watched by the authorities perhaps, maybe have your yard searched by cadaver dogs every so often, but proud.


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