Summertime blues

[TroyObliX]

Effing winter went out like a sissy this year. Glad as fuck I didn't blow the couple a'hundred bucks on a snowblower like I was almost gonna'.

And while the nice weather is great, they real thing I'm enjoying lately is all the half naked adult aged women. You dont usually see them here in the mid-west this early in the season.

[501ST]

There's a few areas in the south here in Australia where it snows but winter is coming up soon in the southern hemisphere.

[JWFan]

real thing I'm enjoying lately is all the half naked adult aged women. You dont usually see them here in the mid-west this early in the season.

While usually I'd agree with you, the ladies in my parts haven't had sufficient time to burn off their winter butter. Knowing your taste in women this probably suits you just fine, Troy.

However, I am enjoying the sight of all the college babes testing out their swim wear before taking it down south with them to spring break. We need more eighty degree days in March.

[TroyObliX]

On a semi-related note, I got sun-burned as fuck the other day mowing my lawn. And now its cold. strange combo, folks.

[TroyObliX]

If a bear shits in the woods, is there anyone there to notice him bump his own threads?

And is bumping ones own threads a bit like humping ones own clothes? What??

[marq=up] [/marq]

This sure is a tough crowd. Mention dangerous pathogens and dead relatives and everyone shuts up.

[Cryostar]

Why you humping your own clothes man, the Mrs. put you in the dog house again?

[TroyObliX]

No, it was a comedy misfire. Bumping ones own threads, in a psuedo-hippie sense, would be akin to humping ones own clothes.

It makes sense if you don't think about. Which is my all-time favorite phrase in the english language, tied with 'it hurts but I like it'.

I'm not in the dog-house though, thanks for asking. I don't think. When you get to be this old you stop paying attention to the details. Does she get mad? Sure.

Is she mad right now? Fuck if I know. I just work here.

[Cryostar]

Wait, you still get a fscking pay check?! by the way....

This almost makes me want to get an apple product

[TroyObliX]

Not me. All their shit is so cute and trendy. I like my hardware and gadgetry to look like it would hurt like hell if I threw it at someone.

The zombie Snow White is kind of neat though. They are closing the Snow White ride at Disney World I think. That thing, while made for the kiddies, has always been a favorite because it's like riding through "what dropping acid would have been like in the 30's, except they didn't have it in the 30's". Sadface.

[Cryostar]

Time travel and go give it to them, man. You can corner the market.

[TroyObliX]

No way, that shit will get you like 20 years. I'd be a terrible prisoner so I steer clear of the effing man at all costs these days.

Thank god being a sex-crazed megalomaniac isn't illegal yet. Is it? Oh shitz!

[Cryostar]

Yeah, but its a socially acceptable crime, so i think you're good, for now.

[TroyObliX]

On a related note, while I'm not going to watch it for entertainment, I'm wondering if there isn't a lesson to be learned in the 'average American womans' outright trampitude by fawning and gushing over the movie "Magic Mike" and going to strip-shows like a bunch of harlots.

I think it all started with the resurgance of smut in womens popular literature. The awkward sparkly vampire love story, and then True-Blood, when the vampire love story turned into softcore porn. The trend for women to be interested in all this racier stuff, openly at least, is not bothering me one bit. I think women have been getting ripped off by us men for a long, long time. And if this objectifying men is somehow liberating, then good for them. I just have one request.

Put the book down and put out more.

Oh, and communicate. If we'd have known that being ripped and prancing around like one of the villiage people is what did it for you we would have been at the gym wearing assless chaps years ago. Hell, we men have made it known that we want you to dress up like a whore for years, and some of us dont mind if it indeed 'does make your ass look fat'. I dont mind a fat ass, I mind a disinterested one.

And that's my 2 cents.

Firecracker, mother-fucker! Happy 4th of July MF!

[Cryostar]

I don't want to see you in ass'less chaps. EVER.




And BANG BOOM WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA happy fourth people!

[TroyObliX]

Yeah, Im not going to be wearing them anytime soon. I have no interest in 'country & western'. None.

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