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Jesus A'ch Christ. What the fuck part of the sissified ball-ridden planet are you on that you want to fucking bother me for talking to someone else, on topic, without at least trying to utter an arguement of your own, other than "saying someones opinion is insane, is dumb, okay" in 50 words or less. Crime. O. Knee buddy.

If your going to bust my nuts, at least be more creative. Keep it interesting. Otherwise lets fight down here because I hate assholes who go back and forth with that shit in threads. I dont plan on being on of em'.

is it hot where you're at, Troy? it's humid as a muthafucka here in Tenn.

I believe it's been in the 100's and yes quite humid up where Troy's hibernating.

It's been crazy hot and humid and all that here, yes.

But, I had 8 foot tall walls of snow down each side of my driveway, for about 2 months last winter.

So fuck all the people bitching about the heat. I don't have to shovel the heat out from around my car so I can go to work.

I am that 'broke' neighbor guy, who doesn't have the equipment to do this shit the easy way either. I use a push-mower instead of a rider on my two-acres with a hill all summer, and shovel the 80 ft gravel driveway in the winter. I usually shovel my side of the roadway too, because A) its a good workout, and 2) because I like to make it look a certain way. I had dragons last year, it was dope, but a lot of work. I'm thinking of building an ice tunnel out to the road this year though. I'm getting too old for this shit.

Plus, the heat doesn't bother me. Neither does the cold, I'm kind of immune to the temperature. I'm only cold in winter if there's a breeze. In the summer, I'm confident enough to walk just about anywhere with my shirt off. The heat only really bothers me when I have to go to work. My AC is jacked, and I have to wear a suit. 105 and I'm sitting in my car wearing a tie and the air don't work. I tend to drive really fast, because the wind dries me off, I swear officer.

But the one thing about the heat that's driving me nuts in particular this year is the goddamn flies! I've never seen so many flies, and they bite too. I don't know where they came from, but they can go the hell back. They're all over the area, worse than mosquitos this year. I think they ate them.

That reminds me of a joke my late-great dad used to tell:


A priest was walking down the street on a hot summer day, when he overheared a young boy sitting on a nearby porch, yelling "Goddamn flies! Get away, Goddammit! You goddamn fucking flies!!"

The priest stopped to speak to the boy.

"My son, you should never talk like that. And never, ever condemn God's creatures. Every one of God's creations has a purpose on this great Earth."

"BULLSHIT," the boy exclaimed as he continued swatting away the flies. "Goddamn you flies! Get away from me, you goddamn no-good flies!"

Offended, the priest went up to the boy and said, "I bet you cannot name one thing in the world that wasn't put here by God for a good reason."

"Oh yeah?" the boy answered. "I can name three things!"

The priest asked, "Oh really? What are they, young man?"

The boy answered, "The balls on a priest, the breasts on a nun, and these GODDAMN FLIES!"

God I gotta remember that one. That's awesome.

Excellent

Tenn has been hot as fuck. Good to get a little rain yesterday to cool it down.

Fuck the rain already! You can have mine!!

It's been hot as fuck, and it rains every other day around here. It feels like I'm stuck in some truckers armpit. Everything has been sticky and eww. And my yard looks like the rainforest, except there are no half-naked woman savages, yet.

well why aren't there? you should be encouraging the locals to go topless!

If you saw my locals, you would understand why I'm not encouraging them. My wife already shot me down, she's convinced she would get mosquito bites on her nibbly bits.

I guess you're saying they are ugly because I know for a fact you like the girls to be hefty.

Hefty, not so much. "Thick", or "chubby", yes. Downright fat is okay as long as it's somewhat proportioned. If it looks like she can't wipe by herself, or you gotta' lift up the gut-flap to go downtown, no dice. That said, none of my neighbors fit the prerequisite, aformentioned criteria. There is one possible entry, but she's a little too "downs" in the grill area for my taste.

Besides, if any of half naked women are going to be sneaking around my yard, them broads can push the mower while they're at it. This aint no public park, damnit.

They say it might stop raining tomorrow. That would be nice.

Thank you for burning that most disturbing image into my brain...

Señor line-by-line-argument is on a roll again. But we welcome all brothers into the MF fold, at least for entertainment value. I'm just chilling here with my cat and my because I have nothing better to do on a Monday evening,

For Your Consideration

I didn't realize that TFN members counted as brothers...

I don't identify with other Star Wars fan-types in a brotherly sense. Mainly because I can get laid, so we don't usually relate. There are a few of you out there who know what I mean.

But duct tape and roofies aside, what interests me most (about this rehashed thread) is the lolotry of posts like "Who are you to question someone personal taste/experience?"

I have questioned the personal taste of a few people over the years. And sometimes, them hoes need a bath yo. I'm just sayin'. Fuck you if you haven't had it come up, JV. As far as experience? I prefer to work with other professionals if there is to be tasting involved. Amateurs are all teeth and elbows.

So if they're teeth or elbows only...you're in?

Wellyeah, duh....mutant fat chicks need love too. How do you think I got here?

lab creation where the experimented with sloths smoking weed while having sex?