by thecolorsblend » April 12th 2013 11:51 pm
"I thought the director huffed paint when he wrote the script, shot heroin all through principal photography and snorted coke until the end of post-production. English is obviously the male lead's second language. The female lead clearly assumes English is the viewer's second language. Even 1st graders would find the film's preachy message both obvious and patronizing. The visual effects crew was clearly staffed by chimps and led by an ape. The scriptwriter mistook the page for toilet paper. And, finally, it's obvious the movie studio thought they were marketing a Tarantino movie rather than... this. These things are the only way I can explain how this film came together.
All in all, I really enjoyed it!!"