(Attempt at Chicago area nub humor, fuck off it wasnt as bad as Stacy's early 'jokes')
P.S- Did ya ever hear what this cocksucker is actually accused of? http://judicial-inc.biz/Specter_Phil.htm Killing pretty women just non-manly methinks.
chewbacca is a 8 foot tall wookie from the planet Kashyyyk but he lives on the planet endor with 3 foot tall ewoks, why would an 8 foot tall wookie want to live with 3 foot tall ewoks, this does not make sense!