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by **dark starfish** » October 15th 2004 7:17 am

The force.net is gay. There was recently a thread title called "Does Obi Wan give Grevious a good fisting" and i put up an explanation of what lube Obi Wan would need if indeed Grevious had an asshole. I also demonstarted the fact that it was a possibility that Grevious could have a mechanical asshole which would require a different approach of lube if Obi Wan was to give Grevious a good fisting. I also poked fun at the mods saying that if the asshole was organic then its best to ask Lucas or a mod.

Where did i go wrong.

by **Evil_Elvis** » October 15th 2004 8:07 am

Birth?

by **dark starfish** » October 15th 2004 8:50 am

What do you mean?

by **malkieD2** » October 15th 2004 9:03 am

Beats me, I have no idea why they'd ban you for that - seems like a legit ROTS discussion point.

Point of interest - do you recommend the thumb inside the clenched fist, or outside running along the edge of your hand ?

by **dark starfish** » October 15th 2004 9:17 am

That depends on if Grevious has a mechanical asshole,if he did you might risk losing your thumb.

by **malkieD2** » October 15th 2004 9:27 am

I was being literal, not hypothetical.

by **dark starfish** » October 15th 2004 9:31 am

It depends on the fistee.

by **KitFisto** » October 15th 2004 3:42 pm

Fister here.

by **Dr.FunkyPants** » January 18th 2005 4:10 pm

Hey Dark Star Fish, this is Antisolution_82, superfriend! I got your cock loving ass banned at tfn!!! I am laughing my ass off at you right now!!!!! Agh!!! Sweet irony!!!

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

hhahahahahahahahah!!!!!!

Everyone, this cock-sucking taint-licker is one of the biggest superfriends to ever come out of the womb.

Now go get fisted, Jizz-master-zero!

by **Dr.FunkyPants** » January 18th 2005 4:47 pm

Because most of my 14 posts have been spent making fun of all of the superfriends on this site, including you, superfriend. MF.com sucks an ass-hole when it comes to SW anyways. Nothing but a bunch a little superfriends given the right to talk shit to people because your rules are a little more lenient.

DarkStarFish>Lick my balls, fucker. This has made my day. After you made your little gay referencing comments at tfn, I got your ass banned, simply for my own satisfaction, and it was satisfying indeed.

Have fun at mf.com, stroke. How many active users online right now? 13, 14? Fun times.

I tell ya.

by **SVTCobra** » January 18th 2005 5:06 pm

Wow you take the whole superfriend thing to the next level. GG.

by **Jotun** » January 18th 2005 6:57 pm

Haha what a loser.

by **KitFisto** » January 18th 2005 9:13 pm

Dr.FunkyPants wrote:Hey Dark Star Fish, this is Antisolution_82, superfriend! I got your cock loving ass banned at tfn!!! I am laughing my ass off at you right now!!!!! Agh!!! Sweet irony!!!

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

hhahahahahahahahah!!!!!!

Everyone, this cock-sucking taint-licker is one of the biggest superfriends to ever come out of the womb.

Now go get fisted, Jizz-master-zero!

by **Artmaul** » January 18th 2005 9:17 pm

People like Dr.FunkyPanks make me weep for humanity.

by **Dr.FunkyPants** » January 19th 2005 11:56 am

Go ahead, someone ban me from this site filled with the biggest collection of superfriends on the face of the planet. We're cool, we get to say naughty words here, so we're better than tfn. I bet you'd all be crying like little bitches that have had their clits cut off by deranged fat clowns if you met up with me in real life.

Now everyone bend over backwards in a line and open your mouths, time for me to shoot a load on your faces, DARKSTARFISH> I KNOW I DON"T HAVE TO ASK YOU TWICE, YOU GAY LITTLE BITCH.

by **KitFisto** » January 19th 2005 11:59 am

Dr.FunkyPants wrote:Go ahead, someone ban me from this site filled with the biggest collection of superfriends on the face of the planet. We're cool, we get to say naughty words here, so we're better than tfn. These are words that I would rather reserve for real life situations, not for the internet.

Now everyone bend over backwards in a line and open your mouths, time for me to shoot a load on your faces, DARKSTARFISH> I KNOW I DON"T HAVE TO ASK YOU TWICE, YOU GAY LITTLE BITCH.

You should write a gay erotica, you could make quite a bit.

by **Dr.FunkyPants** » January 19th 2005 12:04 pm

Kit Fisto, you must read a lot of them, superfriend.

by **Dr.FunkyPants** » January 19th 2005 12:16 pm

This is too fun. You guys have come up with some very witty compliments. It's so nice to be able to sit at my desk at work, and just rip on little losers that pretend to be over 18 so they can say the naughty words just like their mommies and daddies do. I get a kick out of this, because I can just imagine how cool you little bitches must feel being able to team up on the bully like you are. The funniest thing about it is, all you can do, besides slander me, is just sit their with your genitalia in your one hand and your other hand on the keyboard, trying to hurt my feelings. Fuck, my best friend can't even hurt my feelings.

I forsee a banning after this, fuck all of the users on this stupid fucking site, fuck DarkStarfish, have fun with the trash talking 13 year olds on this site, and fuck the mods for being such superfriends for actually being mods for one, and two, for being mods on this site. I hope y'all have fun garging each other's semen, I'm off to TFN!

by **SVTCobra** » January 19th 2005 1:12 pm

I don't think they will ban you but I do see a custom title in your future.

by **KitFisto** » January 19th 2005 1:14 pm

Dr.FunkyPants wrote:Kit Fisto, you must read a lot of them, superfriend.

And if I did ?

by **Slug** » January 19th 2005 3:03 pm

Poor Mr. Spunky Pants, Obviously getting sodomized at an early age really did a number on him.

This is why the kids in continuation school should not be allowed the use of computers.

I bet every time he sees that 12" Vader figure he just squirms in his seat.

by **bacta** » January 19th 2005 3:54 pm

dark jedi > dr funky shoes.

I give this routine 2 out or 4 stars.

(do you like my recent excessive use of punctuation? it's awesome, I know!)

by **SVTCobra** » January 19th 2005 4:17 pm

I don't think anyone can ever top darkjedi. I've been on alot of other messageboards and I have never came across someone as special as that. Drfunkysocks is just another bad gimmick. :whatevaho:

by **KitFisto** » January 19th 2005 5:02 pm

SVTCobra wrote:I don't think anyone can ever top darkjedi. I've been on alot of other messageboards and I have never came across someone as special as that. Drfunkysocks is just another bad gimmick.

Hope he's got :10bux:

by **Dr.FunkyPants** » January 19th 2005 6:14 pm

You guys still ranting about this shit? I must've struck some nerves.

I must apologize for interrupting mf.com's regularly scheduled programming, I've noticed that this is the only thread anyone's posted in all day. Since I have shown all you little bitches up, I'm gonna stop posting in this site, for fear that respectible people that I know online might see, and laugh at me for actually stepping into this place. It's about as bad as going to SS (posting from year 1998).com, for fucks sakes. Most of the members here have some half-naked girl for an avatar, which means that they've probably never felt the touch of a woman that's not inflatable.

I feel bad for you guys. While I leave work every day, smoke on some great thai-sticks, watch SW, and get my dick sucked on by my girlfriend, you guys are here, clinging onto the next spoiler that mf.com comes across.

Thanks for making my day enjoyable, mf.com. I will never forget the day when I stumbled upon a homoerotic website with the name of a legendary ship of the SWU.

by **SVTCobra** » January 19th 2005 6:21 pm

SVTCobra wrote:I don't think anyone can ever top darkjedi. I've been on alot of other messageboards and I have never came across someone as special as that. Drfunkysocks is just another bad gimmick.

KitFist0 wrote:Hope he's got :10bux:

:krad:

by **BobTheGoon** » January 19th 2005 7:18 pm

Careful guys, not even his best friend can hurt his feelings. :chewbacca:

by **KitFisto** » January 19th 2005 8:53 pm

Dr.FunkyPants wrote:You guys still ranting about this shit? I must've struck some nerves.

I cried myself to sleep last night :mfyd:

darkjedi was better than you, but i didn't get on his "list". :oops:

> all.

by **Artmaul** » January 19th 2005 8:56 pm

Dr. Funky Pants has the wit of a 10 year old kid. Mods, please don't ban him. It's the funniest shit ever (not his remarks, but the fact that he thinks he's winning).

Also, I defend his statement about getting his dick sucked by his girlfriend. She sucks a mean cock, but has a little trouble deeping me, cause she's only used to mini-me over there.

But I digress. What a great fucking blowjob. :heavymetal:

The best part is how she starts crying at the end.

Oops, I digressed again.

by **KitFisto** » January 19th 2005 8:58 pm

Artmaul wrote:The best part is how she starts crying at the end.

I got her to tear up aswell, but they were tears of joy. :darthydani:

by **Artmaul** » January 19th 2005 9:00 pm

That was my fault then, for kicking her in the stomach.

by **KitFisto** » January 19th 2005 9:07 pm

Artmaul wrote:That was my fault then, for kicking her in the stomach.

I waited until later... donkey punch

by **SVTCobra** » January 19th 2005 9:27 pm

by **KitFisto** » January 19th 2005 9:29 pm

Dr.FunkyPants wrote:While I leave work every day, smoke on some great thai-sticks, watch SW, and get my dick sucked on by my girlfriend.

incestboard.com

by **Artmaul** » January 19th 2005 9:33 pm

I think I'm seeing shit.

by **KitFisto** » January 19th 2005 9:58 pm

ObiTrice wrote:I say we comeup with a new "custom title" for the good dr. I vote for

TFN GAY LOSER

Since I was the very first see the state of his IQ(ask darthy, I wanted to give him a big red title after his first 4 posts), I propose

"I LIEK TO WATCH SW WHILE GETTING A BJ FROM MY girlfriend"

by **Artmaul** » January 19th 2005 10:02 pm

How about the classic:

OMG teh ghey

by **KitFisto** » January 19th 2005 10:06 pm

Artmaul wrote:How about the classic:

OMG teh ghey

too generic, what about

YOURE ALL superfriends, IM ONLY STRAIGHT PERSON.

by **Slug** » January 20th 2005 12:01 pm

Gee, for as much he says that we suck & that he hates the site he just cant seem to stay away.

Maybe a blowup doll with a picture of Tony Hawks face on it counts as a girlfriend in his "Universe".

But using Sublime cd's & re-runs of Viva La Bam as jerkoff material is just not right.

by **KitFisto** » January 20th 2005 1:01 pm

http://www.9inchnails.com/forums/index. ... 584&st=260
(according to google apparently he's antisolution_82 on some other boards)

:gb2tfn:

UID: 1144128
User Name: Antisolution82
Real Name:
Gender: Male
Age: 22
Country: Illinois, in the center of the Universe
Company:
Job Title: Jedi Castration Technician

Posts Total: 2,097 View Latest Posts
Watched By Total: 20
Last Login Date: 1/17 3:15pm
Last Post Date: 1/17 3:03pm
Date Profile Added: 9/30/04 9:16am
Date Profile Updated: 1/17 8:31am
Watched Users: Darth_Deception, Darth_Mysterious, darth_of_the_night, darth_s-cary, DarthNomis, FreshJedi, jastermedi, Jedi_Hunter_505, JW-Titus, LordDarthUmbrus, Masterof1cone, Newbie_Jedi79, Obi-Garjo-Makanwan, obianikdart, pashatemur, Ragozy, Spike311, Ylesly
Bio: Well, I'm obviously a SW geek, I play guitar and I skateboard. My favorite bands would have to be Nine inch Nails, Modest Mouse, Sublime, A Perfect Circle, and Phish.

"These walls are paper thin and everyone hears every little sound."

"Everyone's a voyeurist they're watching me watch them watch me right now."

"Proud Member of the Welcome to the Boards Group and co-owner of the Jedi Technician Crew along with Spike 311."

Members List: In order of induction

1)DarthMysterious
2)Jastermedi
3)DrFunkypants82
4)DarthSkunky_82
5)Darth_Igloo_Burner
6)Jedi_Hunter505
7)FreshJedi
8)Obi-Garjo-Makanwan
9)Darth_Scary
10)Darth_Youngling
11)Newbie Jedi
12)darth_of_the_night
13)Darth_Underwear
14)RogueAce7
15)kyp_durron_fan
16)NewJediStarFighter
17)SithLord2457
18)JediAvel-canse

18 members. Nothing can stop us!

The plague is spreading. The plague of mad hard-coreness, that is!!!

by **Slug** » January 20th 2005 1:30 pm

It's too bad that he's got to wait til after work to get his supposed knob slob.

It's great for me cause she's under my desk right now & I'm at work.

Oohh....Mind the teeth honey! Damn rookies.

by **Dr.FunkyPants** » January 20th 2005 4:24 pm

How's the circle jerk, goin? MF.com?

How many active users online right now, 25,30?

I love trolling, it's so fucking fun when I'm bored.

Especially the pathetic sites that have no shred of coolness, whatsoever. I guess you guys have cool icons, but that's all. I can't believe you guys are going to search engines to find out more information on me. Funny thing is, I go by about 5 user names, that you superfriends will never know. My information is all bullshit, what little information I give. Except for my love of SW and how hard I can rip on the guitar. God, I could go on for hours exclaiming to you cum lovers how much better I am than all of you in real life, but I'd better get busy searching google for some personal info on all of you fuckers, that I will militiously spread through internet boards for my own personal satisfaction. First up, DarkStarFish, for sheer gayness. Next, everyone else.

I got a couple more hours of work, it'll give me something to do. Thanks, internet warriors. You are all pawns, pawns that are used to make me laugh my ass off. This thread has been at the top of this forum for like three days now, because of my pointless trolling. It's such a fucking riot!

I bet I can plan your next move, losers, the mods will probably start changing everything I say, just like that other superfriend website painful convictions that I used to troll for my own satisfaction. So, thank you people, thank you for making me laugh while I'm getting paid to sit on the internet all day. It makes my easy way of making money all that much easier. Thank you all.

edit:// I am offended by lord sluggo's comment about me watching bam videos. I fucking hate Bam. Other than that, you guys have not come up with anything.

by **bacta** » January 20th 2005 7:06 pm

bezo?

by **Artmaul** » January 20th 2005 9:02 pm

How's the circle jerk, goin? MF.com?

How many active users online right now, 25,30?

I love trolling, it's so fucking fun when I'm bored.

Especially the pathetic sites that have no shred of coolness, whatsoever. I guess you guys have cool icons, but that's all. I can't believe you guys are going to search engines to find out more information on me. Funny thing is, I go by about 5 user names, that you superfriends will never know. My information is all bullshit, what little information I give. Except for my love of SW and how hard I can rip on the guitar. God, I could go on for hours exclaiming to you cum lovers how much better I am than all of you in real life, but I'd better get busy searching google for some personal info on all of you fuckers, that I will militiously spread through internet boards for my own personal satisfaction. First up, DarkStarFish, for sheer gayness. Next, everyone else.

I got a couple more hours of work, it'll give me something to do. Thanks, internet warriors. You are all pawns, pawns that are used to make me laugh my ass off. This thread has been at the top of this forum for like three days now, because of my pointless trolling. It's such a fucking riot!

I bet I can plan your next move, losers, the mods will probably start changing everything I say, just like that other superfriend website painful convictions that I used to troll for my own satisfaction. So, thank you people, thank you for making me laugh while I'm getting paid to sit on the internet all day. It makes my easy way of making money all that much easier. Thank you all.

edit:// I am offended by lord sluggo's comment about me watching bam videos. I fucking hate Bam. Other than that, you guys have not come up with anything.

by **Slug** » January 21st 2005 1:21 pm

Well I see that I was correct in my statement about him being able to stay away. He obviously does care about what we think about him.

I know why his friends cant hurt his feeling too, cause they're all big huge Bam fans who sit around watching that shitty show wishing they had their own Don Vito to cuddle up with. I've got news for you, Bam would'nt piss on you guys if your gums were on fire.

So do us a favor & go do a kickflip into a chipper shredder so we can see what shit talking, guitar lesson taking, Emo band wannbe poser looks like from the inside.

Just remember it's real easy to be 120lbs & talk tough on the internet, but you just bring your ass out here to Cali & you'll find out what happens when I stop being polite & I start making you my BIATCH!

by **Dr.FunkyPants** » January 21st 2005 1:36 pm

First off, I fucking hate Bam. Secondly, every opinion you have derived from my profile is bullshit. Humorous how some superfriend can act so hardcore when he's behind a computer screen. I'm actually venturing out to California this summer. So, send me your location in my pms box, if you wanna throw down, you little bitch. I wouldn't mind beating up some net nerd. What are you gonna do? Honestly? Throw your keyboard at me? I'd be surprised if you weren't either incredibly fat, or incredibly skinny. Either way, your gonna get your bitch-ass kicked if you send me your address.

:meatwad:

by **Dr.FunkyPants** » January 21st 2005 1:57 pm

No, that superfriend started it by telling me to come over to California in the post he made before mine, you dumb fuck.

"Just remember it's real easy to be 120lbs & talk tough on the internet, but you just bring your ass out here to Cali & you'll find out what happens when I stop being polite & I start making you my BIATCH!" --This is what he wrote, so that jerk off instigated the fight.

So go stroke on a horse's cock, Jason @ SW.net

by **Dr.FunkyPants** » January 21st 2005 2:01 pm

I'm truly afraid. *ROFLMAO*

*I hope you have noted my sarcasm*

by **Slug** » January 21st 2005 2:28 pm

Quit you're crying. I was saying to you if think you ARE so much better than us then if you are ever out here you can prove it to me. Otherwise take a flying leap.

By the way here you go Stockton, Ca & pack your lunch because you're going to need the energy.

How about 6' & 200 lbs, does that work for you.

Just give me time & day when you will be here & I will put on my schedule.

Thanks, bye now..

by **Artmaul** » January 21st 2005 2:35 pm

I want to play too. I'm in the Los Angeles area if Stockton is too far North for you.

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