by Mr. Pickles » July 14th 2005 9:43 pm
1959
"Good-evening ladies & gentlemen...we're gonna have really big shcoow for you tonight. He's a faaabloous new talent all the way from Rome, please give a wwaarm welcome to....Ricky Vatican...."*
{Girls crying & screaming like mourning muslims--thus breaking their hymens}
"....doo-wop....doo-wop...doo-wop...doo-wop...Cum Sancto Spiritu,
in glória Dei Patris....doo-wop....doo-wop....dip...dip...dip....dip...."
* Manager made him change his name from 'Kip Mongolia' to make it sound 'less-ethnic'.