Bai Ling • June 2005 Playboy

Revenge Of The Sith
May 19 2005
Runtime • 140 minutes • Rated PG-13

Bai Ling • June 2005 Playboy

Postby marillion » April 16th 2005 10:45 pm

Don't think anyone has posted about this yet.

Episode III Actress in Playboy

Posted By Britany on April 11, 2005
We wouldn't normally post this, but we've had so many alerts on the subject. Playboy magazine are reporting that the June 2005 issue will feature:

The Star Wars Dossier - Darth Vader may be Luke's father, but we're the big daddy when it comes to Star Wars trivia. Our compendium goes from a galaxy far, far away to Zuckuss, including the most expensive toy, the best SNL skits and why Princess Leia was a major buzz kill. Also ... A Star Wars: Episode III beauty bares all in a superstellar pictorial.

UPDATE: It's Bai Ling, who plays Senator Bana Breemu in 'Revenge of the Sith'.


This was posted by a friend of mine on another board I frequent (non-Star Wars)...I'll try and get the source of the original post...
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Postby MTH » April 16th 2005 10:47 pm

Guess I'll be getting it in the mail in a couple of weeks. This month's edition has a preview picture of the Episode 3 actress, but they conveniently cut off at the neck so there is no way to confirm who it is.
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Postby TiniTinyTony » April 16th 2005 10:53 pm

Playboy sucks. Whenever they do a spread of someone famous they do it very poorly. Has anyone ever noticed this? For example, look at Denise Richards in Playboy. She's covered in wet sand and you can barely enjoy her figure. Is wet sand a turn on for anyone, seriously?

But since Bai Ling is only semi-famous, then the spread might turn out really well. I won't get my hopes up. I did enjoy her fantastic poses in FHM. We can only hope that other Star Wars ladies follow suit.
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Postby MTH » April 16th 2005 11:07 pm

Am I crazy, or does Bai Ling (if that's who I see in the preview picture) have a large tattoo of a tiger just above her umm kitty cat? Dunno how much I'll like seeing that in a playboy spread. Guess I will find out soon enough.
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Postby Trallis » April 16th 2005 11:13 pm

TiniTinyTony wrote:Playboy sucks. Whenever they do a spread of someone famous they do it very poorly. Has anyone ever noticed this? For example, look at Denise Richards in Playboy. She's covered in wet sand and you can barely enjoy her figure. Is wet sand a turn on for anyone, seriously?

But since Bai Ling is only semi-famous, then the spread might turn out really well. I won't get my hopes up. I did enjoy her fantastic poses in FHM. We can only hope that other Star Wars ladies follow suit.


as a matter of fact when i read your first sentance denise was the first person to come to mind. then i read the second... but yes i have been dissapointed many times by famous people in playboy. the low level celebrities always come out well though. is this girl famous from any where else besides star wars?
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Postby TiniTinyTony » April 16th 2005 11:23 pm

JimDangle wrote:She was the bad guy/girl/robot in Sky Captain and a fww other movies I cant recall at the moment.


From www.tvtome.com

Guest Starring Roles
Jake 2.0 - Mei Ling - Cater Waiter (2003)
The Chris Isaak Show - Herself - Freud's Dilemma (2001)
The Wild Thornberrys - Mei-Mei - Dragon Me Along (2000)
Angel - Jheira - She (2000)
Touched by an Angel - Jean Chang - The Spirit of Liberty Moon (2) (1998)
Touched by an Angel - Jean Chang - The Spirit of Liberty Moon (1) (1998)
The Cosby Mysteries - Dr Valerie Chong - The Hit Parade (1995)
Homicide: Life on the Street - Lin Chang - And the Rockets Dead Glare (1993)

Movie/Mini-Series/Special Roles

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005) - Bana Breemu
Man About Town (2005) - Barbi Ling
Video Game Awards 2004 (2004) - Herself
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004) - Mysterious Woman
She Hate Me (2004) - Oni
My Baby's Daddy (2004) - XiXi
2003 MTV Movie Awards (2003) - Herself
Face (2002) - Kim
The Breed (2001) - Lucy Westenra
The Lost Empire (2001) - Kwan Ying
Red Corner (2000) - Shen Yuelin
Anna and the King (1999) - Tuptim
Wild Wild West (1999) - Miss East
Row Your Boat (1998) - Chun Hua
Somewhere in the City (1998) - Lu Lu
Nixon (1995) - Chinese Interpreter
Dead Weekend (1995) - Amelia A
The Crow (1994) - Myca
The Extreme Team - RJ

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She was born in 1970. Not a bad body for a 35 year old! :)
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Postby Benovite » April 17th 2005 1:26 am

TiniTinyTony wrote:She was born in 1970. Not a bad body for a 35 year old! :)

Let me guess: you're 16 and to you a 35 year old woman is an old hag.

1970 was the fucking year, son! :heavymetal:
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Postby BearaceDougie » April 17th 2005 2:49 am

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Postby HateWork » April 17th 2005 4:24 am

shit, i didn't realise she was the know it all evil chick from the Crow. well she's got a nice ass in that movie

playboy gets a lot of 'famous' spreads, but its not the set/props that ruin them, its the ridiculous touch ups done with airbrushing. there have been a ton of them that barely even look like the person its supposed to be (see the trainwreck that was that darva conger butch from who wants to marry a millonaire or whatever that stupid show)

if you really wanna see some of it, college humor had a link awhile ago to a page hosting all the celeb spreads that playboy has done.
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Postby Chilly » April 17th 2005 4:27 am

ugh
i like asian chicks as much as the next guy.. but she doesnt do anything for me..

and playboy is the worst.. maybe ive just looked at too much proper pron .. but zzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Postby Bandersnatch » April 17th 2005 8:13 am

MTH wrote:Am I crazy, or does Bai Ling have a large tattoo of a tiger just above her umm kitty cat?


No, but she has one above her twat.

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Postby FusionAddict » April 17th 2005 9:25 am

She looks like that original concept art of Yoda.
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Postby Noxious Verak » April 17th 2005 11:15 am

A friend of mine once divulged too much information as he recounted the time he knocked one off to her when she was in Angel with some funny face plates in.

But even so, Playboy is awful... Penthouse is slightly better but it's not as good as a RLD DVD ;)
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Postby MattOusley » April 17th 2005 1:11 pm

All Playboy centerfolds from 1953-2002:

http://users.telenet.be/keepcool4/images/
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Postby raptor10001 » April 17th 2005 1:22 pm

i never thought they'd do that in episode 3!

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Postby ohmixmaster » April 18th 2005 12:18 am

I'd just as soon had it been Amy Allen, Michonne Bourriague (aurra sing), Shannon Baksa (mara jade), or the woman who plays Bail's wife (can't find her name)......but that's just me..:))
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Postby neilzy » April 18th 2005 11:24 am

Kristy Wright would have been great to see, not a big role in Episode III but a role none the less
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Postby TiniTinyTony » April 18th 2005 12:35 pm

Benovite wrote:
TiniTinyTony wrote:She was born in 1970. Not a bad body for a 35 year old! :)

Let me guess: you're 16 and to you a 35 year old woman is an old hag.

1970 was the fucking year, son! :heavymetal:


No, I'm 24 actually, and I don't think 35 is old, but I work with a lot of women 35 years and older, and I wish they all had a body like Ms. Ling.

1981! :heavymetal:
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Postby skrib » April 19th 2005 5:17 am

1975 rules :heavymetal:

Not to sure i like that upward hailing the sky nipple thing shes got going on there! But we will see what the wonders of the playboy airbrushing team can do on her bod!
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Postby QuigonJohn » April 20th 2005 12:22 pm

:weed: cough :whatevaho:
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Postby AFX8010 » April 20th 2005 12:24 pm

holy avatar!
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Postby MystikalMaceWindu » April 26th 2005 1:36 am

Wow, that Kristy Wright is anorexic, got any food for her? har har har.
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Postby G_Pan » April 26th 2005 6:57 am

I dun get this....Bai Ling is not hot at all, she's ugly as hell :?
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Postby BearaceDougie » April 26th 2005 7:30 am

G_Pan wrote:I dun get this....Bai Ling is not hot at all, she's ugly as hell :?


I'll have to agree with this guy here... sure looks oddly non-human
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Postby mverta » April 26th 2005 7:38 am

I can't believe this thread is still up. I took one look at her, and my eyeballs exploded like party favors, unable to stand the horrific visage of the dread man-goblin. Alas, the image had burned itself into the very fibre of my optical neuropathways, so I was forced to administer sulfuric acid drips via eyedropper into my bleeding eyesockets to destroy what was left of my retinal cones. True story.

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Postby Artmaul » April 26th 2005 7:39 am

Bai Ling will be on webcam from the Star Wars line at the Chinese in Hollywood, Wednesday morning at 9:00 a.m.
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Postby BearaceDougie » April 26th 2005 7:44 am

Personal Note: don't check webcam when its at the Star Wars line at the Chinese in Hollywood, Wednesday morning at 9:00 a.m.
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Postby Artmaul » April 26th 2005 12:13 pm

LOL - Is she really that ugly? Any pics?
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Postby G_Pan » April 26th 2005 3:48 pm

I am chinese, she is not a hot chinese at all! Ther are way more better ones out there.

The pic above probably gave her a 72 hour make up just to look a bit pretty
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Postby Ziggy » April 26th 2005 4:51 pm

not too attractive to me, but whatever floats your boat.
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Postby G_Pan » April 26th 2005 5:14 pm

squished head, long neck

nasty combination
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Postby ohmixmaster » April 26th 2005 8:04 pm

Kristy Wright in a cutie. I like thin women, can't deal with thick girls. SOrry, but I can't sleep with a woman who's butt is bigger than mine...lol lol lol.

Correct on the Bai Ling photo, lots of airbrushing and makeup for that one. I modeled when I was a kid, and saw this stuff first hand. Impressive work indeed, but the final product looks nothing like the real person. And we wonder why young girls and even some boys have such body image problems....this is a prime example.
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Postby curlylocks » April 26th 2005 11:12 pm

so why aren't we talking about amy allen?? ;)
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Postby piscesfury » April 26th 2005 11:25 pm

Kazuya, I hate to say it but I'm jumping on the band wagon too. I took your challenge and googled. Sorry but nah. If this was Ming Na or even Maggie Cheung...
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Postby Ziggy » April 27th 2005 12:56 pm

Amy Allen has a serious case of "butter face."
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Postby Ljungberg » April 27th 2005 2:00 pm

Shiban wrote:http://www.poster.net/ling-bai/ling-bai-photo-xl-bai-ling-6227286.jpg

Preview of what you may see. ;)

so sexy :heavymetal:
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Postby MioCid » April 27th 2005 2:47 pm

Zhang Ziyi :heavymetal:
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Postby Ljungberg » April 27th 2005 3:41 pm

Not bad at all :bunnys:
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