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Postby face » May 11th 2005 1:29 am

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Postby Zéyann » May 11th 2005 1:51 am

i love those fucking ignorant kids at imdb, I always go there when I'm in for a laugh
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Postby Ayatollah Krispies » May 11th 2005 3:43 am

The IMDB message threads have nothing on the discussion threads on any news item at Yahoo. Read through that stuff too long and you'll become suicidally despondent over the rapidly deteriorating state of human intelligence.
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Re: this is funny

Postby Bandersnatch » May 11th 2005 9:35 am

face wrote:http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0121766/board/nest/18779325

imdb is funny


Good God... Some of those posts are identical to the mock-fanboy posts I whip out sometimes.

"do u thnk annakens sabre gets busted in teh RTS movei???"
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Postby Slug » May 11th 2005 10:34 am

I think I lost brain cells just reading these re-posts
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Postby Bandersnatch » May 12th 2005 6:53 am

Here are two more insightful and deeply compelling IMDB posts:

was obi wan using qui gons old lightsaber in episode 2 from episode 1?


when does obi wan get the lightsaber he used in episode 4. Blue and similar to lukes im pretty sure


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Postby tavis12 » May 12th 2005 7:30 am

Aren't the "light" lightsabers made from natural crystals and the "dark" ones made from synthetic crystals?

Is it possible that the colors are just determined by the crystal that they're made from, and they don’t have any other significance?

Mace is the only Jedi that has a purple blade so maybe he found a unique crystal.
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Postby tavis12 » May 12th 2005 8:32 am

Who me?!

Well, if that what you want to do, make sure it's in the butt because that's how she likes it.
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Postby tavis12 » May 12th 2005 8:38 am

Really dude?
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Postby tavis12 » May 12th 2005 8:47 am

Like dudes, I totally didn't know that. And dude I'm so glad you told me that my comeback was the worst. I mean fuck your mother was just so tough that the guy who wrote must wear a tank top. How should I deal with that?
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Postby tavis12 » May 12th 2005 8:51 am

Not since my account got activated here, 20 minutes ago.
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Postby Bandersnatch » May 12th 2005 9:24 am

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Postby Bandersnatch » May 12th 2005 7:39 pm

stacy3po-1138 is now over-budget

we have to go back

you have nowhere to go
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Postby tavis12 » May 12th 2005 9:56 pm

Jason@Star-Wars.net wrote:
tavis12 wrote: I mean fuck your mother was just so tough that the guy who wrote must wear a tank top. How should I deal with that?


"Fuck your mother" pretty much summed it up. That vaginal gate way from hell should have taught you some commonsense. Lightsaber colors are chosen by the Jedi in response to their favorite color and midichorlian count.

P.S.

Fuck your mother.


I think I found my new forum buddy.
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Postby femme01 » May 12th 2005 9:56 pm

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Postby femme01 » May 12th 2005 10:12 pm

Jason@Star-Wars.net wrote: "Fuck your mother" pretty much summed it up. That vaginal gate way from hell should have taught you some commonsense. Lightsaber colors are chosen by the Jedi in response to their favorite color and midichorlian count.


You mean midichlorian cunt.
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Postby tavis12 » May 12th 2005 11:10 pm

If you have cream in your jeans you should go see the gynecologist.
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Postby tavis12 » May 13th 2005 1:03 am

Bitch Fight
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Postby bacta » May 13th 2005 1:17 am

my happiness here on this internet does not revolve around whether or not the hot topic is my breasts.
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Postby tavis12 » May 13th 2005 1:20 am

I just signed up, but I think my happiness will revolve around your breasts.
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Postby bacta » May 13th 2005 1:31 am

stacy3po wrote:Well, at least naked pics of me won't ever leak cause' there are none.
I'm sorry if you were'nt given the breasts I have, really, but I make a habit at least of not posting any undecent shit on the fucking INTERNET so it could possibly BE leaked. Everyone on this board somehow miraculously has a pic of you squeezing you breasts and your ass. Hmmmm.....leaked? ain't buying it sister. Difference between you and me is I kept my clothes on. How fucking dumb are you anyway to put pics like that online or in a file at home where someone could get them?
And another thing, my happiness comes from the REAL people who were nice to me here from the beginning, same as you, and I am loyal to them like you so you see, we are'nt so different after all. Except no one knows what my ass cheeks look like.


lol original
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Postby tavis12 » May 13th 2005 1:33 am

It may not be original, but is it true?
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Postby RustyMuffler » May 13th 2005 1:39 am

Wait........ there are pics of bacta on the net?
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Postby tavis12 » May 13th 2005 1:40 am

If you ask that question you have to eat a fuck. They really aren't that bad if you use some salt.
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Postby RustyMuffler » May 13th 2005 1:46 am

tavis, do you have any pictures of you wearing a silly little green hat, with a goofy smile and a fres outlook on life look in your eye?
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Postby tavis12 » May 13th 2005 1:47 am

I sure do.
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Postby Bandersnatch » May 13th 2005 6:51 am

stacy3po wrote:Well, at least naked pics of me won't ever leak cause' there are none...


Damn. I wanted to see if you have a foreskin. :meatwad:
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Postby RustyMuffler » May 13th 2005 4:54 pm

I think you should all stop before someone gets their feelings hurt.
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Postby Bandersnatch » May 13th 2005 7:58 pm

Live from Skywalker Ranch.
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Postby RustyMuffler » May 13th 2005 8:12 pm

stacy.......... you're breaking my hard on.
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Postby Bandersnatch » May 13th 2005 8:12 pm

Patience, my young Puddiwan.
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Postby Bandersnatch » May 13th 2005 8:36 pm

Όλος ο κόσμος είναι ένα στάδιο που ήμουν σε αυτήν την πρόωρη
κλιματιζόμενη υπεραγορά και υπήρξαν αυτά τα μπαλόνια που ήταν
κόκκινα και κίτρινα και μπλε και δεν μπήκα στον πειρασμό για να
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την παραλία.
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Postby face » May 13th 2005 8:51 pm

i don't know if this has been covered before, but why is darth vader in a square protecting your bosom?

Additionally, who do I speak to so that I may again have an avatar and a dark lord which protects my bosom.

Additionally, I applaud Jim's Red Badge of Courage... wear those eyes proudly, son.
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