I was expecting this thread to hold some shitty loose-arse amateur Maya pics.

Link plz?

And it's something you can put your hair up in.


Though like a bad poker player, I'm a folder. I guess it's that whole anal-retentive thing.

I blame the British for my lame play-on-word posts.

Finger option please. Because I like the smell it creates.

I think we need Corky in here with the rectal prolapse.

I use my bare hand, then use TP to wipe my hand off, then I eat chocolate chip cookies.

57 a day? There's no fucking way I go through 57 a day. Hell, the standard Charmin 2-ply roll (just by way of convenient example) only has 154 sheets.

Sure, women probably go through it faster than men, but really, how much shitting do these people do?